anyone have some real funny joke

[sims822257]

Originally Posted by red98vett

I'm still stuck on brownchickenbrowncow and that's WITH directions

now I feel like a priss

I don't get it and I want to !!!

Vilette...you did not get it even after I explained it? ha, ha!!!

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by mattymac

I think like " bow-chicka-wow-wow"...you know how people say that when people walk by? haha i think thats what it is

hmmmm.....the day I say 'bow-chicka-wow-wow'....no matter WHAT I'm doing - I'll smack my own face right then and there ! lol

[sims822257]

Originally Posted by mattymac

I think like " bow-chicka-wow-wow"...you know how people say that when people walk by? haha i think thats what it is

OMG yes...why did I not think of this....ha, ha...I explained it horribly!

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by sims822257

Vilette...you did not get it even after I explained it? ha, ha!!!

nope....Just call me Lucy today -

SPAIN IT TO ME RICKY !!!!

and don't give me that 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' stuff

if that's what people are hearin - I must have been doing it ALL wrong

NOT !

HA !

[sims822257]

Originally Posted by red98vett

hmmmm.....the day I say 'bow-chicka-wow-wow'....no matter WHAT I'm doing - I'll smack my own face right then and there ! lol

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by red98vett

hmmmm.....the day I say 'bow-chicka-wow-wow'....no matter WHAT I'm doing - I'll smack my own face right then and there ! lol

[ARCHIE]

Originally Posted by red98vett

hmmmm.....the day I say 'bow-chicka-wow-wow'....no matter WHAT I'm doing - I'll smack my own face right then and there ! lol

That sounds like a chorus from a Temptation song from the 50's.
Doo Opp music to be sure

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by ARCHIE

That sounds like a chorus from a Temptation song from the 50's.
Doo Opp music to be sure

I got it - RICK JAMES singin Brick House

[ARCHIE]

Originally Posted by red98vett

I got it - RICK JAMES singin Brick House

LMAO

[jp4m2]

The Washcloth
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She rep lied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
I’m NEVER going back to that doctor again!!

[gutu28]

Yea..I didn't know if it would work very well without hearing it..

It's supossed to sound like.. Bow chicka bow wow..you know..like the Axe men's perfume commercials?

[silyjillie]

Originally Posted by jp4m2

The Washcloth
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She rep lied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
I’m NEVER going back to that doctor again!!

lol thats funny! thank! i definitely needed a laugh today!

[sims822257]

Originally Posted by jp4m2

The Washcloth
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She rep lied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
I’m NEVER going back to that doctor again!!

[sims822257]

Originally Posted by red98vett

nope....Just call me Lucy today -

SPAIN IT TO ME RICKY !!!!

and don't give me that 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' stuff

if that's what people are hearin - I must have been doing it ALL wrong

NOT !

HA !

OH LORD....than if none of you are getting it ~ it must be me - ha, ha...I knew I was the odd man out!!