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Girls Night Out! The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.' |
LOL!!!! That is great!!! :D |
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:yelrotflm :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :yelrotflm Hahahaha you just made me spit coffee all over my puter screen,lol! |
That's too funny!! LOL |
LOL How funny! |
Thank you, thank you for making me laugh - this was priceless. :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: |
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears Thanks Sheilagh |
Lmao!!!! I Love That!!!! |
LOL That was awesome...but it got me in trouble! My boss wanted to know what I was laughing at!! :eek: |
That is so funny. Glad you had a good time. |
Haha this is a hilarious story! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears I wouldnt be able to keep my face all serious after hearing about cukoo clock giggling after it cukooed lol |
Oh my! Is that true or is it a joke? lol.... wow.. I have to use that one next time and see if it works! :eyetearss You made my night!:D |
It's a joke - a great one :) I've heard this one before and it made me laugh just as hard this time! :) |
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS TO FUNNY I JUST READ IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE IS CRACKING UP HAHAHHAA |
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I'm not sure who I love more at the moment; you for telling us, or him for his delivery! |
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Still---very very funny! |
LOL... I don't know which is funnier now... the fact that some of you thought it was my own story or the joke! :D |
OMG!! Hubby and I are cracking up~!!! |
:lol tears :lol tears OMG Vicky that is funny. I just took a drink of coffee when reading this. And coffee came out my noise. That smarted. Glad you had a great time. And that was some fast thinking on your part. LOL |
:lol tears :lol tears that was hilarious!! |
LOL....Vicky...until I read about half-way through and recognized it from a fwd I got, I was thinking: "well, good! Vicky is getting some time out with friends, relaxing from being mom 24/7". Which, btw, we ALL need to do, once-in-awhile! |
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