installing a husband (a funny)
 

Installing A Husband
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
> Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
> overall system performance -- particularly in
> the flower and jewelry applications, which
> operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
> Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
> undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0,
> and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
> Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate
> -------------------------------------
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
> Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
> Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved
> Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
> forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
> application works as designed, Husband 1.0
> should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember,
> overuse of the above application can cause
> Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
> Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
> bad program that will download the Snoring
> Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law
> 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that
> will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall
> the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and
> will crash Husband 1.0
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
> it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support

Thanks for sharing!!!! :)

Also, I find that Beer 6.1 inevitably starts "I'm So Sexy 10.Million", along with Booze Breath 2.1, and Slur Speech 4.3 - at which point I have to initiate the tried and true HARD SHUT DOWN.

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

LOL Keep them coming!

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too cute! im forwarding this to all my friends...thanks for sharing!! lol

Headache 5.0 is also an invaluable program...

I agree, unfortunately:laugh: Hubby thinks he's SO sexy when he's had a few, but nothing could be further from sexy:rolleyes:

Love it :)

Let us not forget about our special Red Letter Day Graphics Program 24.7 update for those special times!

Here's what I have noticed:

Once you run Boyfriend 5.0 for 3 years, he starts to perform JUST LIKE Husband 1.0, so why waste your money upgrading to Husband 1.0??

that is really funny and cute!

I think if you go back to Bf 5.0- you have to get a whole new set up! LOL!!!

LoL. i needed that today..I got married in June and boy has everything gone down hill!

This is so funny! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

I love it!! Soo funny! My fiance sent me an email with the male version of this...Installing a Wife. Lol. Ill have to see if I can find it and post it! :p

So true :rolleyes: