Joey here. I know what you guys mean about this bath stuff. What is it with these humans anyway? They act all lovey-dovey one minute, and the next they are pouring water on you. Geez.

You know what I hate the worst, though? That flea medicine. The medicine is bad enough but why does she have to put it where I can't lick it off? Makes me crazy! And they just laugh at me when I am running in circles trying to figure out how to get it off. Have a little respect, people!

Can we add flea medicine to our list of things to boycott?

And one more thing... I've got a little secret those of you who eat your own poop. You need to try cat poop - it tastes MUCH better!

Yup!
 

Your mommy IS nice!! And get used to it, because my mommy had to do it for a long time, and she even cut off our hair just so we didn't have to deal with it anymore! Sounds like your mommy is more patient than ours!:p

Hi there - This is Max here and I have got a lot to say! The baths just make no sense! I work hard, gathering different smells, rolling around wherever I can, waiting for a good rain, and I end up in the bath! She even got some spray thing in the bath so that she can aim it right at me! As if that's not bad enough, I poop - and I've been really smarter than her lately - if I poop where she likes, I get a treat! So here I am, feeling great, eating my treat, and along comes Mommy, going ewwww...stinkybutt! Stinkybutt is not a good thing in her world. What's wrong with her? She takes my whole butt and sticks it in the sink, washes it with soap, and then laughs when I run around trying to find something to rub in so it smells normal again !

I got her really good yesterday. She keeps talking about something called
whenGraciecomes. Supposedly I have to be something called agoodbigbrother. She took me two times in the car to visit all these dog and kept sticking this tiny lookMaxsayhellotoyoursisterGracie at me. She brought home a toy that smelled from a lot of that house's dogs. Well, l had to pee on the rug and the kitchen floor so this toy would know whose house this really is!

She was a good Mommy today though. We went on a really, really long walk and she let me smell a lot of things. There were a couple of things I would have loved to rub my face in, but she made that ewww sound and that was the end of that! It was a fun walk though. I smell great!

s.o.s we i bwig twoble dis be betty my sister and me went to g ma's and rannnnn all over d place n me sister made a kewl new fwend pigglet gowt to hang out with the new fwend who kissed her muzzle and we wan to mommy to meet our new fwend and she did her funny dance screeming TICK TICK EWWWWWWW and den mommy KILLED our new fwend and cut off all our hair my mommys a killer and now we bald someone come rescue us mommy whot stop searching up like a monkey:(

Your Mommy killed Piglet! Did she go "ewww?" That's a very bad sign, and it's time to run when they do that noise. It usually has to do with washing parts of you or cutting your fur off, like your Mom did.

I'm really sorry about your friend Piglet. Haircuts can be good. You can get smells right onto your skin!

Max

mwax ur kewt
dis is betty mommy killed da ewwwy yucky yucky tick piglets me siser and mommy wont mash her but i will ask nice if she will so i gets all da bones pig hide im blad no and mommy laughs at me

What is this sister thing? My Mommy keeps talking to me about yourbabysisterGracie. Am I going to have to share things with her? Am I going to have to share my Mommy??!!

Can you blame your sister when you do a bad thing? Like a poop?

Do sisters play with you when Mommy goes to that screen and makes her finger move and forgets all about me?

I'm scared about this yourbabysisterGracie thing!

I'm still sorry about your friend the tick.

Max

Ellow Max... I don't think getting a wittle sister is a bad thing... my Mummy says I'm getting a wittle sister too and then points at her belly... I thinks she ate the wittle sister! :confused:

I see others on YT who ave wittle sisters, like Steadman and he gets to play with his wittle sister and cuddle together so it must be a good thing... I'm sure it won't be that bad and while your Mummy is busy cleaning your wittle sister she's not cleaning you! :D

Hey Guys. This is Layla. GUESS WHAT?? i am SOOO dirty... mommy can't STAND it... hahahah!!! She went away for a whole 5 days and i stayed with my babysitter Lee and her 3 puppies AND a kitty Cat!!! Her one Lab, Oakley, gave me a bath every day :) i am SOOOO happy, but everytime Mommy goes to give me a kiss she says... eeww... Layla you need a bath! i have a sneaky suspicion it is happening tonight :( but for now i'm a VERY dirty girl :D

Rock and roll Layla! If she made that ewww noise, you don't have much time.
Enjoy it while you're still dirty.

I'm glad you enjoyed the friends at the babysitter. Are we babies? I think so.
Mommy keeps calling me her baby boy.

Your Mommy's smart. She ate your little sister so she doesn't have to go get her. My Mommy and I have to go in the car for a long time to go visit Gracie.

Don't eat yer poop, guys!
 

Don't eat yer poop, guys!!! Just pick it up and hide it under the bed. That's what I do! Mom hardly ever cleans under the bed, and it has this nice bedskirt that hides everything......She didn't know I was doing this for the longest time. She thought I was sooooooo good. HA! I'm a Yorkie, I ain't good! I'm just super handsome and witty and funny and they can't resist me.....

And the poop drys out in a day....and they can't smell it.....But I've noticed that Mom looks under the bed every cleaning day now.

But.....she hasn't looked under the guest room bed in months....heh heh.....

Oh wow! Good idea. I wud neber hab thot of dat. I try to eat it fast before mommy gets der 'cause she smells it right away. I'll just push it uner da bed skirt an smak my wips so she finks I ate it. Den I can hab a snak water!:D

hey mawx dis is Betty i wov my sisters but mommy says pigglet has a loose screw in her head i wook for it and wook for it but somtimes it makes piggers mad and she trys to eat me so telw ur mommy not to have a sissy with loose screws that makes them grumpy awlso do you have a screwdriver and be carful momms will take pictures twice as much when ders more dan one of you