I'll second that nomation. Protecting the "hoo-hoo's" takes the cake!!! Although I need to add to my list that I wipe the "hoo-hoo's" and hineys every time they potty with baby wipes - so I might need to be 2nd in command!!!!

This thread is cracking me up!!!!!

I'm in!
I don't go on vacations because I don't want to leave them
I make my dtr or neice check on them if I am gone more than 4 hours (not often)
My bedroom has 2 giant toyboxes filled with toys and a ramp and stairs
I take them to the vet if they act the least bit off
I have more pics of them than my dtr
I told my dtr I was making the dogs a scrapbook and she said Where's mine?
I wake up at 5 evey morning because they want to eat, even though I don't have to get up
I have provided for them in my will.
They are spoiled rotten

OMG V HOO HOO'S Stop making me laugh I have a earache. You are so sweet to your girls.;)

Oh, and I second your nomination .... all those in favor, raise your paw??? :p

Toto is so funny ... the worried little expression on her face when her little hiney is wet is just priceless! Dry the hiney and it turns into a cute little happy smile!! Yorkies are such a hoot! ;)

I'm definitely in this one!!!

1-Katy has a company named after her!
2-She has more pretty dresses than I do.
3-She has a bed in every room.
4-She goes to daycare every week.
5-There are toys scattered everywhere (we haven't been able to teach her to put them away yet).
6-She goes everywhere with me.
7-Daughter calls to talk with her sister (Katy).
8-She is the picture on my cell phone and my desktop.
Ok, I either have to stop or get another Yorkie.

Ok here is mine
-I sleep in very strange positions so my babies are comfortable.
_ I eat fast food and junk food but My babies get the best.
_ I can't say I spend more time on there hair than mine but it is about the same. I should just have a brush for a hand ;)
_ I have not been on vacation with the dh in years. someone has to stay home with the pups:rolleyes:
_ There are doggy bed all over the house so they can sleep anytime they
feel tired with out having to lay on the floor.

Okay, I forgot these two...If I'm not sure she tinkled, I pick Juju up, turn her over and stare at her hoo-hoo looking for moisture. Sometimes, I have to feel the hairs if I can't tell!! :eek: Also, after they poo, I pick them up and hold their butts about an inch away from my face to see if anything is hanging on.

Yes I Think I Should Join This....... I Am Defo A Whacko

1. I Wont Leave Harvey With Anyone Except My Husband Or Daughter.
2. I Refuse To Go Anywhere That He Cant Go With Us.
3. He Is The Boss Of Our World. Even Though We Sometimes Try Pretend He Is Not.
4. He Too Has More Toys Than Any Other Dog I Know - And He Insists On Leaving Them All Over The House.
5. I Miss Him When I Am At Work And Think About Him All The Time.
6. I Bring Him A Present Every Time I Go Shopping - And He Expects It!!!!
7. My Daughter Insists I Spoil Him More Than I Ever Did With Her? - Thinking About That One.......

I just got Bobby but I think I definitely qualify -

1. I get packages in the mail for Bobby EVERY day of the week.
2. Some of his outfits & toys cost more than my shoes & I LOVE shoes!
3. If he's not sleepy, I stay up with him & play & wait til I put him to bed because I hate when he's alone in the house & we're asleep.
4. My boyfriend gets jealous of Bobby because he's the picture on my phone when he USED to be! & my boyfriend supposedly never gets jealous!
5. Bobby has 2 closets that are FULL!!
6. When I'm online I'm either working or looking for things I can buy for Bobby.
7. I'm pickier about what he eats than I am about what I eat!

Haha, I love that one "Hoo-Hoo's" Too cute. ;)

Your number 5, is it exactually what I do. When my boyfriend needs something, I always push him aside to make sure that Aubrey has everything that he needs, before I tend to my boyfriend. What can I say, my little one ALWAYS comes first!!!

Ha ha on the hoo-hoos .... that must be a Texas thing, here in NJ, it is their "whatcha hoozies":smile: (at least in this household)

haha on the hoo hoos LOL and I love 'whatcha hoozies' - here its 'hoo hoo' and ha-ha - and this post is starting to sound like I'm smoking something :D :D :D I better SHUT UP LOL

Hey, is it too late to join?????? I'd love to be a whack job. (I'm already the crazy dog lady:p )I don't spend hours grooming Ginger anymore...but.....

1. We too have more dog beds than dogs.
2. Every night when I'm making dinner I spread a comforter out on the kitchen floor (lol I have a small kitchen so it covers the entire floor) so that the yorkies have a soft spot to play.
3. Ginger definitely has more new clothes than me
4. Doctor??? Do I have a doctor??? Yet, I'm on first name basis with the vet.
5. Most of the "good convenient storage" in our home is designated for doggie items.
6. We tore out the backyard landscaping and started inviting 10-15 small dogs and their people to our yard each week so that Ginger and Bernie can make friends (small dog club)
7. Have never been on a vacation without them. Look only for vacations where they can go.
8. Several "dorkie" outings each week, plus daily walks, dog club (see above)
9. MANY more visitors here for them than for us :)


Yikes, I better stop...this list could get really long.

Oh, I definitely belong in this club!!!

Oh boy, this may be the longest post I've ever typed! Here we go!

- Chloe gets dressed up & has her hair done daily & cannot go out in public until she does while Mommy goes out in sweats and t-shirts :eek:

- Chloe has more pairs of jeans than I do, let alone the rest of her wardrobe!

- I won't accept a full-time/part-time job because I need to be flexible for Chloe. I take casual only & accept shifts when DF is home to stay with Chloe.

- She has at least one bed full of toys in every room (even the bathroom so she has something to do while Mommy's in the shower, until it's time for her to come in with me - which leads to the next one). Though she sleeps in bed with us & never sleeps in any of her beds.

- Chloe hated being bathed in the kitchen sink so I now take baths with her lol She's getting better, but still shakes a lot & hates the bath. She has one twice a week.

- We have a pink doggie stroller & use it often.

- Chloe only eats wholesome, all-natural food. It costs us roughly $50 per month and one can lasts about 4 days because she eats less than 1/8-1/4 cup per day.

- We rush through the grocery store so she's not alone very long.

- We're getting her a brother so she won't be alone while Mommy's working 12-hr shifts for clinicals. Of course the brother will be loved & spoiled just as much as Chloe, but she's the actual reason we're getting him *shh!* ;)

- I do not have a family doctor, but Chloe has two vets.

- We have all the emergency contact #'s for vets in our area on speed dial. There is only one other number in speed dial...the groomer :rolleyes:

- Turned down several vacations because she wasn't going to be able to go. Never go to the movies anymore because we can't take her. Don't go to restaurants anymore...etc...

- So many things come in the mail for Chloe that now every time she sees a bag/box she lunges for it & goes digging!

- My online time now consists of buying things for Chloe or YT!

- I do not leave Chloe alone. ANYWHERE. I won't even leave her alone with her Daddy unless it's at home.

- Betty's Mom, I'm with you on this one...I also check her coochie for wetness after tinkling (I will also feel the hairs lightly if I can't tell) & if there is, I gently pat it dry with only the best toilet paper :rolleyes: Also if there's poopoo I will take her to the bathroom & wash it with a facecloth. I have smelled before when I couldn't see :embarasee

- If we're sleeping & I'm not comfy or I have a cramp, but Chloe's sound asleep I will wait until she moves before I stretch out to get rid of the cramp or get comfy. No matter how long it takes.

Okay this is getting really long so I'll stop lol but if you can imagine someone doing something to/for their dog...I do it! LOL

Last one & probably the "worst." This is the one that even her Daddy (who also belongs in this club) calls me crazy for...

- I went & bought her baby spoons & I spoonfeed her EVERY day, twice a day, because she won't eat more than a few licks if I don't. I also give her water in a syringe several times per day just to make sure she gets enough.