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05-15-2007, 08:15 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bay Area, California
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| This is too cute....doggie humor I thought I'd share...got this in an email from my sister in law and I cracked up! Enjoy.... To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear beloved pets, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college. And finally, 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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05-15-2007, 08:20 PM | #2 |
Kodi & Pixie 2 Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NEBRASKA
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| LOL that is so funny! |
05-15-2007, 08:38 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: atlanta, ga
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| now that was the perfect ending for a great day!!! that was too cute!!!!
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05-15-2007, 08:50 PM | #4 |
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| lol haha the last part is funny sell the babies lol needed a laugh! thnks for sharing!
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05-15-2007, 09:27 PM | #5 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Camillus, NY
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| I had a REALLY rotten day today, and I TRULY needed a good laugh. Thanks for putting a much needed smile on my face before bedtime!!
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05-16-2007, 05:54 AM | #6 |
It's a Yorkie Thing Donating Member | I Have that posted at work. (I work in a country store, that sells puppies) It always get lol.
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05-16-2007, 06:04 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Long Island
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| Thats great. I wish I could find that on a plaque so I could hang it up on my wall by the front door! |
05-16-2007, 06:14 AM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Yorkshire, England
Posts: 783
| Absolutely brilliant ! |
05-16-2007, 12:59 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago
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| I love the secret door in the bathroom part! It is so true! |
05-16-2007, 01:49 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bay Area, California
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| Glad it made you all smile too!! I love the part that is to visitors-lol!!
__________________ God Bless our troops R.I.P. Sweet Lexxi Girl - you were taken too soon, we love you always Vixxen ,Truffles , Gemma Lexxi and their mommy Trina- Girls Rule! |
05-16-2007, 01:55 PM | #12 |
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05-16-2007, 04:30 PM | #13 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: west virginia
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| that was a really good one. lol we have "fur"niture here
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