If your Yorkie could talk, what would they say?!?
 

If your pooches were able to talk, what would they say?

I'll go first!

Tucker:"If you force me to wear another bow,I'm ganna have a conniption:mad: "


If you've got pictures to go along with your caption, even better!:p

"Mommy, don't go to work anymore... Stay with me, please" :(

That's easy.
Buddy would say, "When Do I Get To Be Alpha"!
He keeps trying and I keep putting him in his place!:p Carol & Buddy:aimeeyork

haha!

lol-I have tons - here's a few that I did in the past but it says just what I think they were thinking :D

muffie would say "love me some more...don't stop...xoxoxxo"
kirby would say "play with me...throw the ball....get me a treat....play with me...throw the ball....get me a treat...and so on and so forth......"

lexi would say, mommy please give me more food, i like your better...no more dog food...

Cheri after she peed on the rug

and of course getting a treat picture :)

Last one - needed no words hehe :D :D :D :D :D

LOOOOOOOL! all of your pics are hilarious!

Villette, your pics and sayings are the best!

Carol & Buddy:aimeeyork

Villette,you never fail to make me laugh.:lol tears Love your pictures:clapsmile

Thank you ! I love putting captions to pictures - some just pop out at me

we then have Miss Spy-Girl after a morning at the fence monitoring my neighbors (after it rained) -

I went out with the camera and she wouldn't even look at me - what a mess she was !

then a pic after Cheri got a little big for her britches and talked some talk to her sister :p :p

Mine would say:

"MOM it's not that I don't like you... I just chew on the carpet and on the expensive living room's book-case because it's the only way to make you think twice before going out and not take me w/ you...:eek:

Katiuscia & Maggie...:aimeeyork

Bella would say:

"But I like pooping under your bed!".

and

"But kitty puke tastes just like kitty food!!!"

Siu Pao would say:

Stop calling me a wimpy dog :mad: hehe

comeon anyone - more please !

"If you don't pay attention to me NOW I'm going to go get the toilet paper (or receipt out of your purse, pen, etc...whatever she can get her hands, er mouth, on)"

or

"Let's see how far I can push her buttons before her head explodes"

or

"I'm going to lick you until you scratch my back"

or

"You're going to work AGAIN"

or

"I don't see why it's necessary to go pee outside"

I'm sure I could come up with MANY more!!

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

we ARE talking about yorkies not husbands right ?? :D :D :D

This is what I think Sophie is saying while spinning in circles at the door if anyone says the word GO.

GO? Go where? I wanna go. Can I go? I wanna go. Can I huh huh huh.

:D

Oh, yes, but that's how she is!!! I say she's just like a toddler trying to push mom's buttons. She has thing thing where she likes to scratch on the couch because she knows I don't like it & it gets her in trouble. So she'll do it just barely & then look at me to see if I'm paying attention. If not, she'll do it a little harder. Only now she's not really looking at me...she just kind of cuts her eyes over to me. If I still don't get on to her about it, or act like I'm paying attention, she just keeps on going at it! I'd let her, but I've got a microfiber couch & I'm scared she'll really scratch it.

She also likes to pull the unmentionables out of the laundry basket (dirty, mind you). When she gets one, she slowly leaves the room to make me think she doesn't have anything. When she hits the hallway she starts running at top speed & goes & hides them under the end table in the living room. This game is usually played in the mornings when I'm getting ready for work & the closet is open. She likes to play this game over & over & over until I finally just lock her out of my bedroom. (This was REALLY funny the time I didn't realize she did it & had to have maintenance come to my apt. that day...panties all over the floor for them to see!!:embarasse )

I'm telling you...the girl likes to push buttons!

Oh my God, we have twins!
I said out loud this morning, as Buddy was creeping across my dresser ready
to grab my bra, I wish I had a video camera for YT to see how freeking smart
you are! Every morning it is the same story. I put socks, underwear etc up on my dresser so he can't get them and now he has learned to climb up on the chair onto the dresser steal whatever and run like the wind down the hall under that damn blue chair! Catch me if you can fool!:p I know that is what he is thinking.

Carol & Buddy:aimeeyork

hahahahahaha :D :D I can just see the headlines now - The STEALTH MODE BRA THEIF STRIKES AGAIN - you don't hear him ....but he sure leaves the evidence out in plain site :p :p :p

First pic - "Mommy!! Baxter ate my food again but don't worry, I'm holding him down so you can scold him!"

Second pic - "I'm officially OUT TO LUNCH!!"

They're so darn smart!! It's funny when Sadie grabs something that's too big for her to haul butt with, and she's tripping all over it. A while back she got a pair of shorts & somehow managed to get the waistband over her head & her head & she couldn't see. She ran right into the couch during her getaway (not hard enough to hurt her). I was laughing so hard...if only I'd had my camera in that moment. I told her it served her little butt right for getting into the laundry again.

Oh I've got one!

"When I rip up rolls of toliet paper all over the house, it's a form of art, thus I should not be repremanded for it. ";) :rolleyes: :)

LOL :D :D :D These little devils are the smartest thing since white bread!
They all sound alike! Full of hell but what would our lives be without them?

Carol & Buddy

Simon would sing the words to the Dora The Explorer song "Boucy Ball" in a high pitched screaming kind of voice :)

"I love my ball
my bouncy ball
I love my ball, ball, ball, ball,ball
This ball is bouncy
This ball is blue
this ball is mine
but you can use it too
I bounce it on my head
I bounce it on my tail
I throw it up and down
i put it everywhere
I LOVE this ball"

Hallie would say "Simon SHUT UP!"

Tika would say: "I don't wanna wear that dress! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!"

Bindi would say (about Tika): "What's wrong with Miss Drama Queen?"

:eyetearss

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GOOD ONE :thumbup:

these are great !