Originally Posted by She-ra's Mama

I will trade you my hubby!

Originally Posted by magnolia

I very interested in you precious baby. I like the information you typed but before I send the $$, I need to know if you baby has been nutracaled? I saw he shots up to day and neutered but before I send my agent, I need answer please on nutracaled status.

I hope Western Union okay to pay, money is no problem and he will be in loving home.


(Thank you soooo much for the laugh!!!)
Suzi

Originally Posted by centralnewyorki

Originally Posted by She-ra's Mama

I will trade you my hubby!

Originally Posted by crystalsmom

lol. Is this yorkie from a Christian family?? I will only purchase from a Christian family?

Originally Posted by taje

I need to find a grocery store to send the payments from...

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Beware of this one, it's a scam....ALL the words are spelled correctly :eek:

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Originally Posted by magnolia

Dang it! I tried but I just couldn't convince my fingers to mispell the words!!! Can I have a "do over"??...LOL!

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Nope, sorry, you've been outed :p

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Very cute, but half of those sound more like Megan! Heck with Stewie. I'll give you $10 billion for the two of them.

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

I'm gonna smack your mouth right off of your face in about a minute. It's only 3k miles. don't tempt me.

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

lol. 'smack your mouth right off your face."

Mom?

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise.

He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night!

He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.

You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Originally Posted by teri88

When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.