Embarrassing things your dogs have done
 

Have your dogs ever embarrassed you in front of your neighbors?

Today one of my neighbors was over and Cali went diving under the couch. She came back out dragging a dust bunny as big as she is along with a pair of underwear.:eek:

Obviously I need to do a better job cleaning!

Lola hasn't done anything nearly that embarrassing, but she has done 2 little things.

The first was when she burped loudly in a store, a woman turned around and stared, I think she thought it was me.

The other was in the mall, Lola was in her zipped up stroller and she growled (an I wanna play growl not a mean one) at a little girl and barked 3 times. She never barks so we were very shocked.

Oh how funny! Attack of the dust bunnies!

hahaha oh my that is so funny! keylo has dirty sox all over whenever she can get them.

Lol, these are great.

The one that pops into my head is when we were vacationing in Gettysburg and walking down a busy sidewalk when Jackson decides to just stop and take a poop. Right in the middle of the sidewalk. So everyone is like walking around us... and it just happens to be a poop that takes FOREVER (Ok well maybe it seemed longer to me...)... Yeah that was somewhat embarrassing.

:lol tears Funny Stuff, You've got one loving bunch of pooches. Nothing wrong with that !! :eyetearss

I love this thread! I was having a rough night until I read this. This made my day. Not my dog, but a friend's sniffed my privates for a very long time. I kept trying to walk away. I probably shouldn't have shared this. I'm sure it has some embarrassing and gross meaning. It was awkward and embarrassing. I felt like we needed a room.

I have to watch Gizmo very closely when we are on walks. Today a little 3 year old girl was petting him at the park, she was so excited to meet the puppy lol. Well Gizmo was very excited too as he proceeded to start humping the little girls leg right in front of her mother. Thankfully the mom had a good sense of humor and just laughed, when I explained that Gizmo just really liked her a lot and got excited :-( he humps everything he likes whether its alive or not, it's how he shows how much he loves something/someone lol.

I understand the "humpin" Bobo has a stuffed toy he is always humping.. its embarassing sometimes.. I make sure its put away when someone is over.. otherwise he is humping it all the time.. lol

Another humping story
 

As I was walking down a flight of stairs to awaiting little Zoey at the bottom , grandson in tow, she jumps on my foot midair and quickly starts humping away, two front legs wrapped tightly around my ankle and her two back legs pedaling 90 mile an hour! Grandson laughs and says" oh look Mimi , Zoeys riding a bike!" Right after in walks Grampy and grandson says" hey Mimi , show Grampy how Zoey can ride a bike!" Ohhhhh my.

HAHAHAHA, isn't it funny how they do this. It seems to be a yorkie trait. Today was the first time Gizmo has done this to such a little girl lol. I was like great my pup is molesting a 3 year old little girl lol. He's done it to many adults, and all of his toys, especially his favorite little dog. But he has never done this to a small child :-( I was mortified until the mom started laughing. I was then able to breath a sigh of relief, I was thinking she might be wondering how I was training him hehehe.

This embarrasses me.

Tatiana is a one-person dog. She only loves me, and has eyes only for me. She acts like I'm the only person that exists in the world. I AM her world. She blatantly IGNORES everybody else (including my husband), and gives doggie rejection to everybody.

Her behavior is borderline rude. With me, she is completely different. She's affectionate, loving, attentive, and adorable. To everybody else, she acts like they don't exist.

Oftentimes, I apologize for her, saying,"Sorry, Tatiana is a one-person dog. She only loves me. Sorry."

These stories are funny!

The most embarrassing thing was not witnessed, but I had to tell our vet about it. When Max had his eye problems, I had to tell our vet that Teddy accidentally peed in Max's eye! Teddy likes to mark wherever Max does, and Max was checking his work when Teddy lifted his leg. :eek:

We had friends over for dinner. Jasmin decided to go at it with dh's feet and arms. Our friends were shocked to see female dog hump. Lol

One more
 

Our first trip to rural king and I wasn't sure to let her walk and explore for just minute at the back of the store. Of course making sure she went potty before we went in. I decided to quickly moving along I stopped for a second to look at something , rounded the corner an decided to turn around and look at it again ....I saw this little Zoey turd laying there. I was horrified!

I forgot my clean ups out in the car.
Visions of poop steppers were in my head if I should try and run to restroom and get tissue and get back in time......I panicked , scooped her up and got out of there. Zoey considered it a present and I'm sure they have had them before , it's their practice to invite pets in.... I'm such a terrible person! I confess, and pray for forgiveness.....now how do I tell my husband we are not going back there again?

It must be something with Yorkie s named Gizmo. My Gizmo likes to fold his bed in half or stack all his toys into his bed and go to town humping them especially when we have guests over. Its like he wants to impress them with it or something.

What a fun thread!

I have another humping story. Uni only humps for beds, but she has several. She has one bed at our shop. And it's in the back room. Often times when Uni gets "in the mood" she pulls the bed all the way out to the front and does it in front of the customers!

I had friends over for a holiday dinner, and we noticed the Christmas tree shaking. Found Tiki vigorously humping a stuffed Santa Claus toy that was under the tree, and we laughed hysterically over it.

Another time I opened up the front door for the FedEx man, and as I was signing, he was looking at Meika standing there chewing on my underwear.

These stories are great!

Mine is from many, many years ago, when I was in the 9th grade and my parents had a poodle named Willie. We had relatives over and were playing some type of board game with the whole family. (About 10 people if I remember.) All of a sudden I looked up and here came Willie with a used menstrual pad just shaking it like a toy. (I guess he got it out of the upstairs bathroom trash can.) All I can say is that at 14 I thought I was going to die of embarrassment! :eek::eek::eek:

Speaking of embarrassing moments. My husband and I decided to get our Lennie used to car rides. I popped him down in the foot well whilst i put my seat belt on and when i looked down he done a poop on my foot !! safe to say i was mortified

Hahahaha! Billi did that to me once in the middle of graduating her puppy classes. I forgot to take her potty first (running late, learned my lesson there!) and in the middle of showing the teacher everything she learned, Billi stops walking & I didn't notice, I just kept dragging her (she's so tiny, it's hard to tell) and I look back and she's in full poop-position in the middle of PetSmart and poor thing was struggling. Took her a good 5 minutes to finish. :(

It's funny NOW, but then? I think I died a little inside.

Humping !!
 

Omg all these stories have got me laughing so hard I've got tears rolling down my face !! :D

Your little Uni is an Exhibitionist!! :eek:



Well while we are on the subject of humping. I am thankful that we put a stop to any of that sort of nonsense very early on.

I can remember when we were kids we would put our Irish Setter named Red out back on his chain in the yard every day and one day when we were playing a game of horse with the neighbor kids. Well every time the ball rolled over by Red he saw his opportunity to get a little lovin. He wasn't picky about who it was either. After the first few times we soon realized that every time the ball went over by Red someone was in for a treat. So after everyone took their turn, running in and running backs out with the ball as fast as we could with Red on our back jumping and humping while we were in full running mode. Well of course the game must go on and there was only one more person who hadn't had his turn and that was my friend Kevin. Oh my, that kid was such an odd ball he just took his good ol sweet time getting the ball all the while Red was having his way with him and the look on his face was priceless. He had a smile on his face the entire time while we were all rolling on the ground laughing our asses off. After that we sent him in to get it every time, and I'm pretty sure that the other boys were making the ball go over by Red on purpose. Kevin knew it was coming but he still went after that ball. I think he liked it a little to much

Thats taking the term " taking one for the team" to a whole new level. :eek:

I have stated in another message that I think humping is a Yorkie thing.

My yorkie hops on the back of my larger dog's back and humps like there is no tomorrow. It is embarrassing when other people are around. First time someone witness the humping they are like.....I didn't know girl dogs do that!!! I say, will it seems girl yorkies do!!

Every time she does it I make her stop, but she want quit.

Thank goodness the dog is the only thing she humps. :)

Wow I can't believe how many humping yorkies there are.

Only one of ours did it, he stole my cousins very expensive Mickey mouse stuffed toy, it was his boyfriend. He even used to pull the shorts off first. The yorkie was like 5lbs and Mickey was at least 18" tall.

When I was little my friend had a female cat that humped everything and everyone.

:eek: OMG LMAO!!!!! :sidesplt:

This past weekend, leggy Mia, at the vets, paws wrapped tightly around my neck legs dangling, my v neck shirt, need I say more....full top frontal view of my chest for all the dogs to see!!!! (of course there were only males in the waiting room), Have no idea how long my v was plunged!

Girls hump?
 

I didn't know girl dogs hump ppl. I thought only boy dogs did that. Haven't had that experience yet. My dogs have pooped at most inappropriate time. Like when you are having guests. They are pretty much house trained. I don't know what they are thinking. Oh well, comes with the territory.

It's a dominance thing .....who is the leader of YOUR pack? :)