We had friends over for dinner. Jasmin decided to go at it with dh's feet and arms. Our friends were shocked to see female dog hump. Lol

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Our first trip to rural king and I wasn't sure to let her walk and explore for just minute at the back of the store. Of course making sure she went potty before we went in. I decided to quickly moving along I stopped for a second to look at something , rounded the corner an decided to turn around and look at it again ....I saw this little Zoey turd laying there. I was horrified!

I forgot my clean ups out in the car.
Visions of poop steppers were in my head if I should try and run to restroom and get tissue and get back in time......I panicked , scooped her up and got out of there. Zoey considered it a present and I'm sure they have had them before , it's their practice to invite pets in.... I'm such a terrible person! I confess, and pray for forgiveness.....now how do I tell my husband we are not going back there again?

It must be something with Yorkie s named Gizmo. My Gizmo likes to fold his bed in half or stack all his toys into his bed and go to town humping them especially when we have guests over. Its like he wants to impress them with it or something.

What a fun thread!

I have another humping story. Uni only humps for beds, but she has several. She has one bed at our shop. And it's in the back room. Often times when Uni gets "in the mood" she pulls the bed all the way out to the front and does it in front of the customers!

I had friends over for a holiday dinner, and we noticed the Christmas tree shaking. Found Tiki vigorously humping a stuffed Santa Claus toy that was under the tree, and we laughed hysterically over it.

Another time I opened up the front door for the FedEx man, and as I was signing, he was looking at Meika standing there chewing on my underwear.

These stories are great!

Mine is from many, many years ago, when I was in the 9th grade and my parents had a poodle named Willie. We had relatives over and were playing some type of board game with the whole family. (About 10 people if I remember.) All of a sudden I looked up and here came Willie with a used menstrual pad just shaking it like a toy. (I guess he got it out of the upstairs bathroom trash can.) All I can say is that at 14 I thought I was going to die of embarrassment! :eek::eek::eek:

Speaking of embarrassing moments. My husband and I decided to get our Lennie used to car rides. I popped him down in the foot well whilst i put my seat belt on and when i looked down he done a poop on my foot !! safe to say i was mortified

Hahahaha! Billi did that to me once in the middle of graduating her puppy classes. I forgot to take her potty first (running late, learned my lesson there!) and in the middle of showing the teacher everything she learned, Billi stops walking & I didn't notice, I just kept dragging her (she's so tiny, it's hard to tell) and I look back and she's in full poop-position in the middle of PetSmart and poor thing was struggling. Took her a good 5 minutes to finish. :(

It's funny NOW, but then? I think I died a little inside.

Humping !!
 

Omg all these stories have got me laughing so hard I've got tears rolling down my face !! :D

Your little Uni is an Exhibitionist!! :eek:



Well while we are on the subject of humping. I am thankful that we put a stop to any of that sort of nonsense very early on.

I can remember when we were kids we would put our Irish Setter named Red out back on his chain in the yard every day and one day when we were playing a game of horse with the neighbor kids. Well every time the ball rolled over by Red he saw his opportunity to get a little lovin. He wasn't picky about who it was either. After the first few times we soon realized that every time the ball went over by Red someone was in for a treat. So after everyone took their turn, running in and running backs out with the ball as fast as we could with Red on our back jumping and humping while we were in full running mode. Well of course the game must go on and there was only one more person who hadn't had his turn and that was my friend Kevin. Oh my, that kid was such an odd ball he just took his good ol sweet time getting the ball all the while Red was having his way with him and the look on his face was priceless. He had a smile on his face the entire time while we were all rolling on the ground laughing our asses off. After that we sent him in to get it every time, and I'm pretty sure that the other boys were making the ball go over by Red on purpose. Kevin knew it was coming but he still went after that ball. I think he liked it a little to much

Thats taking the term " taking one for the team" to a whole new level. :eek:

I have stated in another message that I think humping is a Yorkie thing.

My yorkie hops on the back of my larger dog's back and humps like there is no tomorrow. It is embarrassing when other people are around. First time someone witness the humping they are like.....I didn't know girl dogs do that!!! I say, will it seems girl yorkies do!!

Every time she does it I make her stop, but she want quit.

Thank goodness the dog is the only thing she humps. :)

Wow I can't believe how many humping yorkies there are.

Only one of ours did it, he stole my cousins very expensive Mickey mouse stuffed toy, it was his boyfriend. He even used to pull the shorts off first. The yorkie was like 5lbs and Mickey was at least 18" tall.

When I was little my friend had a female cat that humped everything and everyone.

:eek: OMG LMAO!!!!! :sidesplt:

This past weekend, leggy Mia, at the vets, paws wrapped tightly around my neck legs dangling, my v neck shirt, need I say more....full top frontal view of my chest for all the dogs to see!!!! (of course there were only males in the waiting room), Have no idea how long my v was plunged!

Girls hump?
 

I didn't know girl dogs hump ppl. I thought only boy dogs did that. Haven't had that experience yet. My dogs have pooped at most inappropriate time. Like when you are having guests. They are pretty much house trained. I don't know what they are thinking. Oh well, comes with the territory.

It's a dominance thing .....who is the leader of YOUR pack? :)