My Girls HATE

[JasmineNoelle]

CATS!

I opened up the patio door for my precious three darling little girls to go outside. They immediately transformed into demons from hell, charging at the door, drool sliding from their jaws, canines protruding. Ready to tear apart their prey. They had picked up the scent of a cat in THEIR private domain, the back yard. The hunt was on and it was short. With in a few seconds the demon dogs had the long, sleek black, hell cat in their sight.

Who would win......three against one.....with one silly, over weight senior woman, as usual flopping her arms up in down, as she spits unconnected words out, while jumping from one foot to another. Of course my girls nor the cat is one bit impressed and pays me no attention at all. The demon dogs have got the hell cat cornered in an azeala bush. They slowly surround the bush, sneaking in on their bellies. As they get closer, the hell cat swipes at the the demon dogs with her long black limp, claws extended. Occasionally I hear a yelp and one of my little girls excitedly jumps back likened to a mongoose on to circle for the kill once again.

Of course, I am still doing my goon dance, totally useless. The hell cat, after several minutes of taunting the demon dogs, casually sashays away as if bored with these stupid dogs and no longer has time for them. The demon dogs has transformed into my beautiful, precious girls once again........no drooling, no protruding canines. Ahhhhh, life is good. I think I will go have a glass of sweet tea with my sweet little babies.

[Maximo]

LOL! Great description of the scene. I can imagine your girls transforming.

Max hates cats because they have the audacity to stare directly at him with disdain. Cats are never impressed with him even when tries to act menacing. Teddy is indifferent. He ignores them.

[JasmineNoelle]

Originally Posted by Maximo

LOL! Great description of the scene. I can imagine your girls transforming.

Max hates cats because they have the audacity to stare directly at him with disdain. Cats are never impressed with him even when tries to act menacing. Teddy is indifferent. He ignores them.

Lol. I know, cat are just so indifferent. My girls have never been around cats, so they just see them as another intruder. Teddy sounds very wise.

[cindersellie]

I think my husband does that goon dance at weddings...oh the horror!!

Great description! Can't wait for mine to transform! She's still young, but I know she has it in her!

[Verbena]

Oh that was the funniest thing. I can just see it. They are both such funny little creatures. Lol

Well little Galen all 3 1/2 pounds of him is out numbered by a pride lol he tries to rangle them but no use. The jump up on tables and chairs and mock him. Then with his big voice he tells them to come down and play lol

[MyGirlSasha]

LOL!

Sasha gets along great with cats surprisingly

[Fritz n Sophie]

Your story is hilarious! My DH bought an ottoman to put in front of the window looking out to the backyard so ours could guard their domain. Whenever anything moves out there the fury is unleashed. Sounds like a pack of Rottweilers in here. They are such funny little things, aren't they?

[MomtoJasper]

Hahaha...what a GREAT story! I had to read it to my DH. Thank you for our evening chuckle. Jasper has 2 other doggie siblings and a cat brother. He LOVES Piper the cat!! Piper hops up on things to aggravate Jasper. Animals are just so entertaining to watch.

[JMuedog]

LOL! Great description of the story.

[JasmineNoelle]

Originally Posted by cindersellie

I think my husband does that goon dance at weddings...oh the horror!!

Great description! Can't wait for mine to transform! She's still young, but I know she has it in her!

I would love to see your husbands goon dance! Next time please, oh please tape him. If he can goon dance as good as me I am sure it will be Oscar worthy!

[pstinard]

Originally Posted by JasmineNoelle

CATS!

Ahhhhh, life is good. I think I will go have a glass of sweet tea with my sweet little babies.

I think I would need a Long Island iced tea after all that...

[JasmineNoelle]

Originally Posted by Verbena

Oh that was the funniest thing. I can just see it. They are both such funny little creatures. Lol

Well little Galen all 3 1/2 pounds of him is out numbered by a pride lol he tries to rangle them but no use. The jump up on tables and chairs and mock him. Then with his big voice he tells them to come down and play lol

Cats are so mocking and superior, aren't they. Always with that, "I'm looking down at you, infidel". Dogs have that loyal never give up attitude. I love them both, but they have very different attitudes and personalities. Don't get me wrong, cats are very loving too, but it is usually more when they want. Dogs are usually loving all the time, anyway this has been my experience.

[Ldyrev1]

You've got some really protective pups there don't you?? Thanks you made my day!!

[JasmineNoelle]

Originally Posted by MyGirlSasha

LOL!

Sasha gets along great with cats surprisingly

Sasha sounds like a delight and I wish my girls got along with cats too. However, I really do believe it is because they have never been around any. They get along great with all dogs, adults and children, but they have always been around them. They just never were socialize around cats. I take the blame for this.

[JasmineNoelle]

Originally Posted by Fritz n Sophie

Your story is hilarious! My DH bought an ottoman to put in front of the window looking out to the backyard so ours could guard their domain. Whenever anything moves out there the fury is unleashed. Sounds like a pack of Rottweilers in here. They are such funny little things, aren't they?

Sounds like your little ones are taking their jobs of guarding quite seriously. They sure are funny little ones and sure to always keep us entertained and second guessing.