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Trixie Belle, I have a serious answer to seek What game iz you playing at? Making me green with envy :mad: Bogey gives me gifts, and if you really wanna know the juice We even roll in stinky poop while our minions wield the mighty scoop :rolleyes: Bogey is MINE. Always has, always will :angry: Excuse me now.....I have a :bunny: to kill. |
OH BooooooGGGGEY If I were a streetlamp I'd light up the night Whenever my sweet Bogey came into sight. If I were a candle, I'd light up the room, Inhaling your body's delightful perfume. You know what eu de toilette water does to me especially when you lift your hairy leg to pee pee :eek: If I were a chair where you happened to sit, All of my senses would just throw a fit, Especially if it smelled a little of doggie spit (this is a NICE poem, PEOPLE :rolleyes:) Because where you'd touch me, you'd set me afire, You're hot, and you burn me with love and desire. All of my senses--sight, smell and touch Are screaming at me: "I love you so much!" My feelings are potent, and I want you to know The more that I know you, the stronger they grow. I will kill you a :bunny: even though it's not my style I 'd prefer to just crawl into a Cloud 9 and cuddle a while. I'm begging you, please, to tell me you're mine My luscious, my perfect, my sweet Valentine. Then we can tell that Trixie Belle what awaits her just over the next ridge is actually a big inviting and very high bridge :rolleyes::D |
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Ladies~ladies this is Doodlebug. Bogey is my brother that I admire and love! He sure likes the ladies and they sure like him But for now I will just sit back and just watch this battle unfold Chic fights are always entertaining to watch :sfunslap: |
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Let me introduce myself, My name is Humpty- I'm not from around here- I know Peanut- we are good friends! I hope you don't mind, I know I can change your mind! Peanut is a great little toy, but I'm a better boy! I like your teeth- you have my smile, I like your stlye. Say we hang low and get away for a while? |
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now the question a regular bow, or a bow tie? My mommie taught me it's nice to share, Even if it's a lovely lady so pretty and fair. So Mikki my lady count me in, |
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P.s.....aren't there two Bogeys/Bogies here? ;) |
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Good for you, Mylee, giving Humpty a chance Knock his little socks off and go to the dance He’ll show you a good time and share his treat He would never admit it but he hates defeat He may not have the whitest and straightest teeth It’s not what’s on the outer, it’s what’s beneath! So put on your bow and get dressed up fine You gave this dude a chance to be his Valentine! |
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Well hi there Humpty you fine boy! If Im honest you sound like my real toy. Tell Peanut I'm sorry and I hope he don't mind I'm easily persuaded to change my mind. You seem mysterious, gentle, kind and clever But there are some things I have to disclose here. I lick of the table and belch like a sailor. Would eating my poop be a deal breaker? I have insecurities it may seem Don't leave me alone or I may cause a scene. I'm a little soft on the eyes but my ugly habits are my own demise. A Southern Bell I may not be But I clean up good if you still want me. I love my mommy and sissy too And I would love to get away for a while with you. |
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it looks like a date Off to the ball we can hardly wait!! What a lovely couple we will be My dear sweet Harley just wait and see!! |
To Miss Summer currently residing with LadyJane 1 Attachment(s) :hearts-en Buster Brown Requests The Pleasure of Summer's Company at the Yorkie Talk Fifth Annual Valentine's Ball on the Fourteenth of February Buster's poem was inspired by the song Bicycle Built for Two by H. Dacre Summer, Summer, give me your answer, do, I'm half crazy over the look of you. I may not have a backyard But we can have fun and play hard If you will be mine, Sweet furry Valentine We'll go in a carrier built for two. Devotedly Yours, Buster Brown |
OH BooooooGGGGGIIIIEEE IF YOU WON'T BE MY VALENTINE I WILL JUST HAVE TO BITE!! I'LL CRY OUT LOUD AND BOY CAN I WHINE:rolleyes: SO YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE MY VALENTINE! I'LL FROWN AND FRET. I'LL MOPE AND PINE, AND IT WILL SERVE YOU RIGHT--- IF YOU WON'T BE MY VALENTINE!! |
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This is getting scary! :hide2: ;) hee hee |
Sugar Baby, Sugar Baby, I am up to the fight, We could sit here and argue who's wrong or who's right; But he likes this young hottie who's not such an elf, cuz I can love him all nite and not tire myself; Try if you want, but you're chances are slim, I am sexy and funny and precious to him; Sulking won't change things and I won't move a smidge, It is you who'll be looking for that very high bridge! |
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