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Ok well I've got more.... No one told me that I'd meet hundreds of new friends on YT! :D No one told me I'd run around the house yelling, "good bathroom, what a good bathroom!" or "Daddy, Harley had a good poop today" in front of company :rolleyes: No one told me I'd be singing the "time for a bum bath" song 2-3 times a week. (hoping that's not necessary soon though, once he's healthy) |
I never knew a four pound dog would require an entire queen sized bed, forcing the human to sleep on the very edge. I almost fell when I got out of bed today! |
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No one told me I would never want any other breed of dog once I'd had a Yorkie. |
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No one told me that this cute little bundle of fur would snatch his poop, run under the bed, and munch on it. Then when mommy tries to grab him out from under the bed, she gets a wiff of nastiness and basically lets him munch, but immediately gives him a greenie afterwards. Too bad furbaby has no idea, mommy is on to him and will be watching out for any future incidences of this sort! |
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Or that your baby will eat bugs... I mean chew & swallow them! Crickets, beetles, bees... and then want to clean your face for you!! YUCK!!! |
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ROTFL!!!!! This is all too funny but oh so true. I never thought I would be wiping a bum either, washing once a week, grooming appts., buying baby blankets for a 6 lber. doing puppy play dates. Making puppy clothes. Love pet stores. Be particular at what kind of food I buy for her. The list does go on and on. Teach her to ride a horse and motorcycle because I don't want to leave her behind because she's miserable without me. Waking up to a "smiling" puppy and puppy kisses. Just makes my morning. There again the list goes on and on. Collecting poo and taking it to the vets because I think something is wrong, when there isn't. I love her so much. |
Never thought I'd be one of "Those dog people" hahahaha I now don't even blink when people look at me when I'm talking about my dog's $100 winter jacket (yeah ok a little much eh) or his specialized diets, or his halloween costume. Now I just looks at them when they say, "oh you're one of those dog owners" I think 'hummm so you're one of "those" unfortunate people who has never been loved by a dog" |
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No one told me: ...a 2 lb. puppy could burp louder than a frat boy ...your Yorkie will be more toy destructive than the Jack Russell ...your little girl could be a tomboy that hates having bows in her hair ...the instant your family and friends see her, they'll want one too |
Almost forgot. One day I would carry in my purse two plastic bags with fresh poops in them to take to the vet for a fecal test for our two pups. |
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I remember the moment we were giggling in the vet office about getting him to pee in a cup for a urine sample, and the vet looked at me and said, "seriously, how low does he squat, can you get the cup under him...:eek: The things I do for my dog. |
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reading all your comments on here made me laugh because I can relate to them all but no.one told me that once you get one that it would turn into three little ones (I think they should come with a caution) also no-one told me they would have smelly feet lol |
No one told me that I would be standing on the back porch in my pj's every morning at 5:30am yelling GO POOOP, Pita GOOOO POOOOOP! |
Yeah, I definitely never expected to become one of THOSE nutty dog people. |
LOL! This thread has me rolling y'al! This is hilarious! All the things we do....which by the way I am figuring out I am falling right into place with. We do regular butt cleanings/butt baths. We act like we hit the jackpot lottery when she pees or poopies in the right place. I'm sure people will start calling me that crazy dog lady once we start getting out and about more as her puppy shots are complete. But I won't care, I'll have the love of my baby! And I fully plan on making sure she has a life fit for a princess! :) |
No one ever told me that I would not get mad at a dog for lifting his leg on my brand new dining room set. This happened twice now since I have been sick. Little Bit has been the hardest dog to train. He can go for a week using the pads and going outside and then bam, back to peeing in my house. So this sick girl scrubbed furniture and carpets today. I love my babies |
What are you going to do with those innocent little black eyes staring at you as you ask, 'who went pee on the rug?' The little head tilt expressing a questioning response... "What? Me? What do you mean? I'm just an innocent little darling. What?" One head tilt. That's all it takes and I'm putty in her paws. No one told me that a little black eyed dog would wrap me around her little toe. |
one of my babes is laying on my chest now his favorite place, not to easy trying to post with one hand while he's there...i dearly love my babies |
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No one told me when I made out my budget envlopes, the one marked V fund, would not mean Fablous Vacation fund, but unexpected Vet costs. No one told me after my kids were out of diapers, I would still be washing butts. No one told me that I would cry because, someone else got a bad hair cut ! No one told me I would choose flooring and furniture because it was dog friendly. No one told me if asked do you want a diamond, I would say no I saw this really cute doggie stroller and .... |
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