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Charlies Mamma · 05-22-2011, 03:38 PM

Charlie would be a Night Guard. he stays up all night protecting then all day sleeping. LOL

Pa Yorkie Mom · 05-22-2011, 03:40 PM

Pistol would be a pants model. If you ask him" where's your butt " he will spin around playfully, stop and put his head and front paws down and stick his butt up in the air to show it to you. Other than a pants model I don't know what this talent would be used for. Anyone have any other ideas ? Pistol is currently employed as a lap warmer, but it is getting warmer out and he is is looking for a cooler type of employment.

gidget529 · 05-22-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pa Yorkie Mom

Pistol would be a pants model. If you ask him" where's your butt " he will spin around playfully, stop and put his head and front paws down and stick his butt up in the air to show it to you. Other than a pants model I don't know what this talent would be used for. Anyone have any other ideas ? Pistol is currently employed as a lap warmer, but it is getting warmer out and he is is looking for a cooler type of employment.

LOL - I think that talent description requires a pic!

T-Rox · 05-22-2011, 05:30 PM

From the sound of it our babies can run the world. Fun thread! Smiles for miles

Denzilla · 05-22-2011, 05:35 PM

Drill sergeant for sure. You better not eyeball him.

Jinger · 05-22-2011, 05:41 PM

Although I hate to admit it, I'm prettttttty sure Zoe would be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader or a Mavs Dancer

. She's VERY athletic, with fantastic jumping ability; she's VERY friendly

; she looks great in her clothes (and watches her calories); she enjoys bling and being a girlie girl...the list goes on.

jlafred · 05-22-2011, 06:56 PM

Miss Sassafras....definately the professional interrogater! She always looks like if she could talk she would ask more questions than a 2 year old...LOL She goes out of her way to try to tell me something and if I don't understand she looks at me like "Don't you understand Mom?" Why don't you do what I am asking???"

Baroness · 05-22-2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gidget529

Gidget would be a comedian. She loves to hide behind curtains, underneath covers and then jump out to surprise you (of course, usually her hind end is sticking out in clear site!). She loves to act like she wants to be picked up, when you bend down, she will take off running. She is always playing practical jokes. I guess she would probably be best as co-producer on Ashton Kutcher's show, punked.

Too funny, Teddie does this too. I'm glad to hear I am not the only one who has a dog who plays this game.

Ashley V · 05-22-2011, 07:08 PM

Smokey would be G.I. Moke. He does an "army crawl" through the house most of the time. Or he would be a clown or some sort of an entertainer.

Chip would be a taste tester or a chef. He's always "vulturing" for food like he hasn't been fed in ages.

yorkietalkjilly · 05-22-2011, 08:13 PM

Tibbe would be a famous actor. He is such a ham and loves to perform, steal all the scenes and be the very center of attention. If everyone is not focused solely on him, he plants his sturdy little body in the center of the room and begins to perform tricks - playing dead, play bowing, dancing(he can dance), sitting up and begging, rolling over - all the while earnestly barking and growling at one and all to stop what they are doing and watch him. He looks just like he does in my avatar, barking and growling(so cute the way he does it) while looking at you out of the corner of his eye to see if you are noticing yet. Once he's got all attention on him, he will sit his butt down so fast he sort of scoots in place, throw out his chest and pull his head back and preen, looking over his audience from one side of the room to the other, just like an Academy Award winner. If all eyes are on him and no one is talking about anything but him or talking only to him, he just keeps that little chest out and sits there and sort of wiggles in place with his butt still smack on the floor, just soaking all of the attention in. He's actually smiling with his muzzle open and just jiggling with joy but still holds his place, wiggling all over as he sits and absorbs all the props - in total Tibbe heaven. He will sit there as long as you make over him but once attention starts to wane, he's back rolling over, sitting up begging and growling - just killing himself to get all eyes and ears back on him. He is the biggest attention hog I have ever seen! He lives for attention. He would definitely have to be the hammiest actor in the world!

Princess10 · 05-22-2011, 08:23 PM

This thread is way too funny. The thing that each post shares are the common yorkie traits....smart, confident, sassy, brave......all of the things I read about while researching the breed & thought it couldn't be true for a little dog...now it's so much more imaginable!

yorkietalkjilly · 05-22-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess10

This thread is way too funny. The thing that each post shares are the common yorkie traits....smart, confident, sassy, brave......all of the things I read about while researching the breed & thought it couldn't be true for a little dog...now it's so much more imaginable!

Never had such a fun dog as a Yorkie! First Scotty, then Jilly and now Tibbe - they have all been so much fun to be around and live with. Once I found the Yorkie breed, I never owned another dog as a pet. You just can't beat 'em - they got it all!

Rachael1983 · 05-23-2011, 05:57 AM

I think Troy would be a nurse and a coach. Nurse because if you're sick he's licking you or hanging extra close to try and make you feel better. Coach because if you're working out or just out walking, he'll keep pressing you to keep going and going.

ChibiLuv · 05-23-2011, 06:12 AM

I think Chibi would be one of those product reps (think love& other drugs) he is good looking, makes all the girls feel special and is a big flirt. He also takes himself very seriously though, I think he would be a hard worker.
Molli on the other hand, I see her being a cheerleader or gymnast, shes always playing and all over the place.

Ahmzz · 05-23-2011, 06:18 AM

Madison would be an archeologist! she loves to dig on my bed, on pillows, on the couch, on her chaise, in my laundry bags and hide her bully sticks all over my bedroom only to go back and find another spot she'll be happy with

05-22-2011, 03:38 PM	#31
Charlies Mamma Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: With CharlieBrown of course! Posts: 1,404	Charlie would be a Night Guard. he stays up all night protecting then all day sleeping. LOL __________________ Mom to Bug and Charlie-R.I.P my sweet Charlie 2021

05-22-2011, 05:30 PM	#34
T-Rox Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx USA Posts: 176	From the sound of it our babies can run the world. Fun thread! Smiles for miles __________________ Amanda 's Roxy

05-22-2011, 05:35 PM	#35
Denzilla YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kennesaw, GA. Posts: 261	Drill sergeant for sure. You better not eyeball him. __________________ Dennis...Dad to Toby The Wonderdog: RIP Buddy Boo 1985-2008

05-22-2011, 05:41 PM	#36
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	Although I hate to admit it, I'm prettttttty sure Zoe would be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader or a Mavs Dancer . She's VERY athletic, with fantastic jumping ability; she's VERY friendly ; she looks great in her clothes (and watches her calories); she enjoys bling and being a girlie girl...the list goes on. __________________ Jen and Zoe

05-22-2011, 06:56 PM	#37
jlafred YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seaford,Delaware Posts: 402	Miss Sassafras....definately the professional interrogater! She always looks like if she could talk she would ask more questions than a 2 year old...LOL She goes out of her way to try to tell me something and if I don't understand she looks at me like "Don't you understand Mom?" Why don't you do what I am asking???" __________________ Luv my Sassy girl

05-22-2011, 03:40 PM	#32
Pa Yorkie Mom YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 384	Pistol would be a pants model. If you ask him" where's your butt " he will spin around playfully, stop and put his head and front paws down and stick his butt up in the air to show it to you. Other than a pants model I don't know what this talent would be used for. Anyone have any other ideas ? Pistol is currently employed as a lap warmer, but it is getting warmer out and he is is looking for a cooler type of employment.

05-22-2011, 07:08 PM	#39
Ashley V ♥ Chip ♥ Smokey ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leesburg Posts: 3,835	Smokey would be G.I. Moke. He does an "army crawl" through the house most of the time. Or he would be a clown or some sort of an entertainer. Chip would be a taste tester or a chef. He's always "vulturing" for food like he hasn't been fed in ages. __________________ ~~ Chip ~~ Smokey ~*~ My heart is wrapped around their little paws Karley Marissa born 1/20/12 weighing 8 lbs 11 oz and 21.5 inches long

05-22-2011, 08:13 PM	#40
yorkietalkjilly ♥ Love My Tibbe! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: D/FW, Texas Posts: 22,140	Tibbe would be a famous actor. He is such a ham and loves to perform, steal all the scenes and be the very center of attention. If everyone is not focused solely on him, he plants his sturdy little body in the center of the room and begins to perform tricks - playing dead, play bowing, dancing(he can dance), sitting up and begging, rolling over - all the while earnestly barking and growling at one and all to stop what they are doing and watch him. He looks just like he does in my avatar, barking and growling(so cute the way he does it) while looking at you out of the corner of his eye to see if you are noticing yet. Once he's got all attention on him, he will sit his butt down so fast he sort of scoots in place, throw out his chest and pull his head back and preen, looking over his audience from one side of the room to the other, just like an Academy Award winner. If all eyes are on him and no one is talking about anything but him or talking only to him, he just keeps that little chest out and sits there and sort of wiggles in place with his butt still smack on the floor, just soaking all of the attention in. He's actually smiling with his muzzle open and just jiggling with joy but still holds his place, wiggling all over as he sits and absorbs all the props - in total Tibbe heaven. He will sit there as long as you make over him but once attention starts to wane, he's back rolling over, sitting up begging and growling - just killing himself to get all eyes and ears back on him. He is the biggest attention hog I have ever seen! He lives for attention. He would definitely have to be the hammiest actor in the world! __________________ Jeanie and Tibbe One must do the best one can. You may get some marks for a very imperfect answer: you will certainly get none for leaving the question alone. C. S. Lewis Last edited by yorkietalkjilly; 05-22-2011 at 08:15 PM.

05-22-2011, 08:23 PM	#41
Princess10 Banning Queen Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home of the Kalamazoo Wings, MI. Posts: 3,122	This thread is way too funny. The thing that each post shares are the common yorkie traits....smart, confident, sassy, brave......all of the things I read about while researching the breed & thought it couldn't be true for a little dog...now it's so much more imaginable! __________________ For The Night Is Dark & Full Of Terriers

05-23-2011, 05:57 AM	#43
Rachael1983 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Burbs of DC Posts: 2,198	I think Troy would be a nurse and a coach. Nurse because if you're sick he's licking you or hanging extra close to try and make you feel better. Coach because if you're working out or just out walking, he'll keep pressing you to keep going and going. __________________ Owned by Troy(RIP) & Emma

05-23-2011, 06:12 AM	#44
ChibiLuv and molliluv too! Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Irving TX, USA Posts: 1,619	I think Chibi would be one of those product reps (think love& other drugs) he is good looking, makes all the girls feel special and is a big flirt. He also takes himself very seriously though, I think he would be a hard worker. Molli on the other hand, I see her being a cheerleader or gymnast, shes always playing and all over the place. __________________ Teapot Club Member

05-23-2011, 06:18 AM	#45
Ahmzz Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Brooklyn,NY Posts: 73	Madison would be an archeologist! she loves to dig on my bed, on pillows, on the couch, on her chaise, in my laundry bags and hide her bully sticks all over my bedroom only to go back and find another spot she'll be happy with