Hark and come hither to the Valentine's Day Ball

[107barney]

Dear Fergie
It was you all along that I wanted but I got confused because of Moka. You know I have short term memory problems
I saw you in your nightie and boy did you look pretty. You know what? i look cute in my jam jams too. Will you be my girlfriend?
Love, Teddy Bumpkins

Originally Posted by peachbongi

It's seems I've been shunned,
All I wanted was to have a little fun!

Teddy Bumpkins has not answered my call of love,
you can see my post on page 2 above.

I need a man that can repair,
the broke piece of my heart see right there

You should know I'm simple and sweet,
Sometimes I'll even give you my treats!


Fergie:
Age: 10 months
Status: Spayed
Sex: Never
Size: 3.75 lbs
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[107barney]

Originally Posted by Cha Cha

Dear Bentley:

My mom says the way to a young man's heart is through his tummy.
With that in mind, I have a dress for you, and I think you'll find it yummy.

PS. The cupcake is for yummy you!
With love
Moka

Moka,
You look good enough to eat in that cupcake dress.
Love,
Teddy Bumpkins
P.S. I love Fergie but you are a little sweet cupcake so I had to say it!! Shhh don't tell Fergie. She is very sensitive.

[linda44]

Originally Posted by LDandPasquale

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Hi Everyone,

My name is Pasquale and I've had my eye set on a certain girl yorkie for some time now. I think she's reeeeallllllyyyyy cute!! Her mom calls her Gidget the midget...but i call her dreammmmy!! My mom said i needed to be a gentleman and ask her mommy(Linda) permission to take her to the ball first. So i've sent Ms. Linda a message on her profile page and i hope she'll accept it!!!

Dear Pasquale,
my mommy wrote to you and her said because you iz so hansome and you hab such nice manners her wiwl let me go. I iz so excited! me hab never been on a date before. My mom sayz her will take a new picture of me in a dress and post it tonight. Fank you for asking me Pasquale. Oh my mom says me cannot stay out past midnight though.

[Maximo]

Originally Posted by LDandPasquale

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Hi Everyone,

My name is Pasquale and I've had my eye set on a certain girl yorkie for some time now. I think she's reeeeallllllyyyyy cute!! Her mom calls her Gidget the midget...but i call her dreammmmy!! My mom said i needed to be a gentleman and ask her mommy(Linda) permission to take her to the ball first. So i've sent Ms. Linda a message on her profile page and i hope she'll accept it!!!

Pasquale, you have set the bar very high for your Yorkie brothers by donning a tuxedo and pouring yourself a martini. Very debonair! I don't know if any of the boys will be able to match your style and sophistication.

Gidget the Midget is a very lucky young lady.

[linda44]

Originally Posted by LDandPasquale

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Hi Everyone,

My name is Pasquale and I've had my eye set on a certain girl yorkie for some time now. I think she's reeeeallllllyyyyy cute!! Her mom calls her Gidget the midget...but i call her dreammmmy!! My mom said i needed to be a gentleman and ask her mommy(Linda) permission to take her to the ball first. So i've sent Ms. Linda a message on her profile page and i hope she'll accept it!!!

Im ready, see my tierra?

[SassyAnn101]

Originally Posted by Jacksmom052709

Oh Razzle, my heart is all a dazzle just thinking of you! Cannot wait to share my Texas Toothpick or Bully Stick with you and play fetch by moonlight....

Ooh I LOVE Bully Sticks!! Would you really share with me????

[LDandPasquale]

Originally Posted by linda44

Im ready, see my tierra?

Ooooooh Gidget!! you are soooo boootiful in your tiara and gorgeous long hair!! I'm the luckiest date !!

Don't mind my mommy if she starts crying when we leave for the ball...she keeps walking around the house saying some weird sentences like "My baby is growing up"

[EarthAngel]

Moka,
My heart's love

Where do I find the words
in my heart

You take my breath away
that's a start

Thank you for sharing
your cupcake with me

It is almost as deliciously
scrumptious as thee

In your gorgeous dress
you look divine

Here is my sentiment
"Will you be mine?"

Lovingly yours,
Bentley

[EarthAngel]

Mom is having a little trouble with posting pictures...sorry

[Mardelin]

Originally Posted by 107barney

Tahlulah
I am so glad you liked your bouquet of roses. About your yard - you need to tell your mom to plant some veggies for you so you can at least get some vitamins while grazing out back. Would you care to walk with my garden with me, and nibble on my organic veggies?? If you say yes, I'll nibble on your ear, or maybe just lick it.
xoxo,
Barney
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Mom has planted various types of mints....but, they're away from where we play......they attract bees. My mom Go-Go loves eating rose petals....and smelling flowers so, I guess I came by addiction to flowers natuarly.

Mom does give us vegtables, I just love carrots and green beans.....

[megansmomma]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Hi Bogey Buns

I gotta be quick ~ Mamma is M A D at me

I somehow came down with The UTI and she is blaming YOU!!

I don't get it but she says it's "Honeymooner's Disease and for some reason she is smoking mad

She said your Mom told my Mom that YOU snuck out and was out all night! (you didn't tho...right?? )

She said I was supposed to be a virgin ~ why does Mamma think I'm an airplane???

Sugar babe we can't get the 'rents ticked at us so we better be more careful. Ya know how they are---do as I say and not as I do. Mine uses that one on me all the time. How bout I come by and sweet talk with your momma and she will love me the same way that you do.

Maybe she will go on a to have a couple of and chilax. She should take my mom along too. Let's work on this so we can have some alone time

How's that dress comin long? Remember short and tight

[megansmomma]

Originally Posted by mollygirlsmom

That Bogey is a naughty boy! I think I might of changed my mind I just got caught up in the moment plus, Baylee overheard us talking about that stuff and she said she's gonna tell on me and my mommy will be very upset with me and my daddy will well lets just say it won't be pretty what my dad will do to you.....or even worse.... I think I would much rather take a long walk in the park and maybe let you chase me around a bit. Doesn't that sound better? You can take pictures of us and show Bogey how a real gentleman really looks!

Hi Bindy sorry I have been busy but mom was very mad at Bogey yesterday. I heard her talking to Lisa about Dude and Sugar. Bogey was sent to his room and I tried to hide out so I didn't get in any trouble. I misses you so much and would like to go on a play date to the park with you I'll bring my football and show you a couple of passes. Do you like touch or tackle?

[107barney]

Originally Posted by Mardelin

Mom has planted various types of mints....but, they're away from where we play......they attract bees. My mom Go-Go loves eating rose petals....and smelling flowers so, I guess I came by addiction to flowers natuarly.

Mom does give us vegtables, I just love carrots and green beans.....

Dear Tahlulah,
Your mom Go-Go sure has a show name. Is she a rockette? I know you are destined for show biz too -- that is why I must seal the deal now with you before I become old hat. You are on your own with carrots and green beans. I just had oxalate crystals show up in my pee pee and my dogtor says I have to stick with low oxalate veggies only. Will you accept a broccoli floret?
Love, Barney

[Beamers Mom]

Originally Posted by BabyGirl Rosie

Beamer, my momma took some pictures of me today to try to gain your attention. She just knows that you will want to take me to the ball now. I haven't given up on you yet!! I know that you are dying to ask me to go. I will look very pretty in my new dress she ordered me. We will be the cutest couple there.

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Oh Rosie
Yu no my hart beets onwy fer yew.

my heart is like a cabbage
A cabbage cut in two
The leaves I'll give to others
The heart I'll give to you

I wud luv to escort yu to the ball - as long as I dont hav to wer a tux

[kdhawks]

I'm Levi and I'm lookin' for a single lady to take to the Valentine's Day ball. I'm almost three years old and I'm 5.5 pounds of never-ending energy and fun. Hope you don't have a curfew, because I like to party into the wee hours of the morning. Mom says that I'm sweet, fun, and extra cute. Any cute ladies out there looking for someone like me?

P.S. I can kiss on command.