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eensor · 11-05-2005, 06:51 PM

My mommy finks my winkie is tute! Her shows evweybody dat comes ober to my house my winkie! And den her says " isn't dat da cutest wittle bwack Q-tip you eber saw?" I ask you fwiends......is dat anyway to tweat a big bwack Wab wike me? Wuv, Peanut

P.S. Twace, I feel your pain 'bout dat Haldoween tostume! I'm surpwised Mommy didn't paint a target awound my pwivates if you get my dwift.....

mustangbee · 11-05-2005, 07:07 PM

LOL!!!

PlatinumYorkies · 11-05-2005, 07:18 PM

poor baby

Marie · 11-05-2005, 07:20 PM

Poor Peanut.

This is just too funny, Hilarious.

txshopper73 · 11-05-2005, 07:29 PM

TOO FUNNY!

YorkieShadow · 11-05-2005, 07:40 PM

AWWW poor baby. lol

eensor · 11-06-2005, 05:35 AM

Oh! I fordot! Her also keeps checking to see if I'm getting testicles! What are testicles?

I dont know why her is so wowwied about dem, cause I heard her tewwing Daddy da dogtor was donna tut dem off anyway! Sigh. Peanut

Connie · 11-06-2005, 08:16 AM

LOL...toooooo funny!

lilfoot · 11-06-2005, 12:03 PM

oh my..poor baby...just tell mommy she needs a new hobby..lol

simonandhallie · 11-06-2005, 12:30 PM

hahahahhahahahha! Poor Peanut~How are Lexy and Peanut together?

eensor · 11-06-2005, 05:16 PM

Lexy and Peanut are great together! In fact, all three of them love each other! Somebody better take Tater soon...........I'm getting way too attached!

knitbritt · 11-06-2005, 05:50 PM

LOL Poor little guy. I have to know...does the name Tater have anything to do with the Tater Salad joke Ron White does?

eensor · 11-06-2005, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by knitbritt

LOL Poor little guy. I have to know...does the name Tater have anything to do with the Tater Salad joke Ron White does?

Well kinda! I love Ron White! We went to see him in Bloomington last winter! A little 3 year old friend of mine named the puppy "Potato." I shortened it to "Tater." Then my son said he looks like a "Jack." So there you have it! Tater Jack!

Jo-Jo · 11-06-2005, 06:44 PM

Hi Tater Jack...dis is Jo and Wiwey here. We know how you can top youw mommy fwom showing off youw winkie...da next time she twies to show it off you dust show her how it werks...dat will top her! hehe!

Did youw mommy tay she was in Bwoomington wast winter? We wived in Normal wast winter...dats wite dere next to Bwoomington. I bet she was at dat ISU wite down da stweet. Howy cats...she pwabably dwove wite by my owd house!

crystalsmom · 11-06-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by eensor

Oh! I fordot! Her also keeps checking to see if I'm getting testicles! What are testicles?

I dont know why her is so wowwied about dem, cause I heard her tewwing Daddy da dogtor was donna tut dem off anyway! Sigh. Peanut

Oh, these posts are tooooooooooo funny

lol tears

11-05-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
eensor YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois Posts: 2,535	My mommy's a pervert! My mommy finks my winkie is tute! Her shows evweybody dat comes ober to my house my winkie! And den her says " isn't dat da cutest wittle bwack Q-tip you eber saw?" I ask you fwiends......is dat anyway to tweat a big bwack Wab wike me? Wuv, Peanut P.S. Twace, I feel your pain 'bout dat Haldoween tostume! I'm surpwised Mommy didn't paint a target awound my pwivates if you get my dwift..... __________________ I'd rather be in Mexico!

11-05-2005, 07:07 PM	#2
mustangbee Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :) Posts: 10,616	LOL!!! __________________ Friends are God's way of apologizing for our relatives. "Love & Support Our YT Members" Gina & Princess Member of the SSLS

11-05-2005, 07:18 PM	#3
PlatinumYorkies Monte, Mone't's Joy! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: MD Posts: 3,009	poor baby __________________ "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."!! **Mone't Mom 2 Monte**

11-05-2005, 07:20 PM	#4
Marie Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 6,427	Poor Peanut. This is just too funny, Hilarious. __________________ Huggies, Gucci and Marie http://www.dogster.com/?132187 "I have been egged"

11-05-2005, 07:29 PM	#5
txshopper73 Donating YT 14K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 14,226 Blog Entries: 1	TOO FUNNY! __________________ As always...JMO (Just My Opinion) Kimberley

11-05-2005, 07:40 PM	#6
YorkieShadow BANNED! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Posts: 9,999	AWWW poor baby. lol

11-06-2005, 05:35 AM	#7
eensor YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois Posts: 2,535	Oh! I fordot! Her also keeps checking to see if I'm getting testicles! What are testicles? I dont know why her is so wowwied about dem, cause I heard her tewwing Daddy da dogtor was donna tut dem off anyway! Sigh. Peanut __________________ I'd rather be in Mexico!

11-06-2005, 08:16 AM	#8
Connie Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota Posts: 10,732	LOL...toooooo funny!

11-06-2005, 12:03 PM	#9
lilfoot YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: wisconsin Posts: 769	oh my..poor baby...just tell mommy she needs a new hobby..lol

11-06-2005, 12:30 PM	#10
simonandhallie *I Love My Monkeys!* Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV Posts: 11,166	hahahahhahahahha! Poor Peanut~How are Lexy and Peanut together?

11-06-2005, 05:16 PM	#11
eensor YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois Posts: 2,535	Lexy and Peanut are great together! In fact, all three of them love each other! Somebody better take Tater soon...........I'm getting way too attached! __________________ I'd rather be in Mexico!

11-06-2005, 05:50 PM	#12
knitbritt YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tennessee Posts: 406	LOL Poor little guy. I have to know...does the name Tater have anything to do with the Tater Salad joke Ron White does?

11-06-2005, 06:44 PM	#14
Jo-Jo YT Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 397	Hi Tater Jack...dis is Jo and Wiwey here. We know how you can top youw mommy fwom showing off youw winkie...da next time she twies to show it off you dust show her how it werks...dat will top her! hehe! Did youw mommy tay she was in Bwoomington wast winter? We wived in Normal wast winter...dats wite dere next to Bwoomington. I bet she was at dat ISU wite down da stweet. Howy cats...she pwabably dwove wite by my owd house!