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Roxy's a SHOPLIFTER!!! OH NOOOO!!! Couple days ago I picked Roxy up from day care. It was dark out. Got her fastened in her seat, started the car & noticed she had her head down kinda funny & barely moving. Thought she was just tired out. When we got to the stop light, I noticed something kinda round in her car seat. I turned the light on & there was a bone... shaped like a very imperfect ball. The day care has baskets of that kind of stuff down low & stacked up in cubicles. Without my seeing it, she grabbed that bone out of one of the baskets. After I picked it up & looked at it, she grabbed it from me & protected it the whole rest of the evening. It is a perfect size for her mouth with nothing protruding out & easy for her to hide if she keeps her head down. I don't even give her bones, but she was lovin' it. She goes around looking for it now. I couldn't believe what she had done. I'm living with a CRIMINAL!!! :2omg: She's likely to have to sign a confession when she goes next time. :animal-pa:animal-pa It cracked me up & I probably will have to tell on her. :D |
Ohhh my god!!! I am laughing sooo hard at this!! I bet it was priceless!! |
That is TOO funny! I'm impressed! LOL |
They know they are not meant to take things don't they. I work in a vehicle repair shop and when I take my boy out for a walk if there is a farmers 4WD vehicle parked up he heads for the mudflaps and bites of the yukky mud and makes a run for my office so he can chew on his treasure and he knows I don't like him getting it so he tries to hide in his little house |
:lol tearsThat was great!! I agree though I would have to spill the beans... she will forgive you and they will laugh!! My mother use to be just mortified when my dad would bring their pom to my house to get her nails done, cause without fail every time she came home she was toting a new chew stick that was my dog's but I had more so I let her "claim" it. We all love our criminals!! |
Oh yes, that bone is definitely priceless! When she does have it, she keeps a sharp eye on me to make sure I don't get it from her. She was so very quiet during the whole rip off. She had to have know it was wrong to take it. I figure if I pay for it, she may not have to do any jail time. lol I'll recommend they install secuity cameras at floor level. lol! Maybe I'll take paper & an inkpad next time for her confession. : ) Or just write up the confession & paw print it & turn it in with her when I drop her off. Ha! |
That is such a cute story. :) |
2 Attachment(s) I hope you can appreciate how hard it was to get these pics by myself! She just cracks me up! Attachment 298692 Attachment 298693 |
Criminal or not, she is still adorable! :D |
Woxie, woxie, mommy just read me yous stowy and she was laughing so hard that i had to tell you. wonce in a while i snitch stuff from the store and mommy usually finds it, but i have a hiding pwace that she doesn't know about. ya gotta keep yous goodies hiding until you get home. Misty |
I can just picture it now.....same as my baby! Walk away very slowly because the last thing they wanna do is draw attention to themselves during the hiest!!! hahahahahahahaa |
Her mug shot will be adorable!!!lol |
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I totally get what Roxy did...One dark night, while walking apple to the end of the block for her last pee pee of the day, she suddenly picked up the pace and headed straight for the house...I was thinking "wow, what a good girl, she's done her business and she's going straight back home", only to find a very small dead mouse in her mouth:eek: Of course I couldn't let her keep her prize :rolleyes: I'm glad you're letting Roxy keep her "loot" 'though...lol.... |
haha i'm waiting for the day that Sadie starts to hide things from me and starts to "steal" from either the laundry basket or a store. she'll get up on our bench in the morning when i go to put on socks and if i lay down one sock to put on the other off she goes flying across the room with my sock and i have to play a long game of chase with her to get it back...she's hilarious though and i love every minute of her thieving. also she's now trying to steal the whole roll of TP from the rack..she'll grab the end and off she goes with the whole thing unfurling behind her.... |
LOL that made me smile reminds me of Alice... but she tries to save us I think... she always tryes to sneek off with mine and waynes cigaretts and lighters and will chew up the cigaretts... i think its because she always hears us talking about quitting and she tries to help out... we will all be sitting around and she will sneek up looking at us the hole time then grab it and run....:eyetearss:doghop: |
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That's a cute story! My girls have "taken" things from my mom's before. They stay with her during the day when I'm at work. The first time they took a toy rope. They put it in their carrier and I didn't know until we got home. She let them keep it though. Yesterday they each tried to take a bone but I caught them. They had to leave them there so that they'd have them for today. |
That story is too cute. Have you ever seen the 10 rules for a dog? I don't remember all of them but there's one about "anything I see is mine"! They really do have that philosophy. Last weekend there was a dog show near us and we went just for fun and to see the beautiful yorkies. There are lots of vendors at the show selling everything from treats to grooming supplys to toys and jewelry. At one booth the owner was deep in conversation with the person running the booth. They were looking at something on the counter. Meanwhile his rather large dog was helping himself to a low placed bin of treats for sale. They didn't see him but all the people around were about to fall in the floor laughing. He probably thought his dog was so well behaved but the dog just thought he had found the best food bowl ever! |
That's cute..... |
Tsk Tsk Tsk It is always the mother whose heart is broken when her child turns to a life of crime.;) |
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That is to funniest and cutest story I've heard lately! :) It made me laugh big time! |
Ha-ha-ha, Roxy is too cute. I had a White Shepherd that stole toys from the neighbors' front yard at night when everybody was sleeping. :) |
My Sweety who recently passed away( RIP Sweety ) one time stole $80.00 out of my purse.I thought somebody at work had taken it out of my purse and I was really upset that one of my employees would steal from me.Until I noticed something amiss the top of my pack of gum had been chewed up and Sweety had gum stuck in her hair.I looked at her bed to see if she had more gum and low and behold there is my $80.00 scattered in her bed!She must have thought she was pretty slick pulling off that heist!!!:D |
Haha that is so funny! Roxy is so cute. :) |
too funny and definately cute:thumbup: |
Such A Cute Little Shoplifter!!! |
That is toooo funny!!!!!:) Are you going to turn her in? LOL:) |
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