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Yorkies are liars. So Magpie was just explaining to me that Wendy's single with cheese happens to be yorkie's natural food and would be really good for her teeth. I told her that was nonsense but she went and got Luna and Hercules and they both agreed with Maggie and said yep it is true. Yorkies in the wild live on those hamburgers and are healthy with strong teeth and shiny coats. I just about gave them some, when I recalled that just yesterday Luna tipped over my can of Diet Coke and lapped it up like crazy and Hercules will do anything (like climb on the table!!) to get at a cup of coffee and Maggie eats out of the litter box. Surely these Yorkies are all liars. Now I don't believe them that sleeping on anything but a nice soft pillow on a bed or couch is hard on their little joints. Or that barking helps keep their lungs healthy. Or that mud is actually good for the pads on their feet. Or that sleeping in helps them learn tricks faster. I think these guys are con artists! |
I have to say that I never really thought about it, but when you put it that way, I agree 100% ROFL :sidesplt: |
too funny. i don't think that goes for just yorkies though, my other two dogs would agree with all statements you just made! |
:yorkietal That was hilarious! |
too funny! |
LOL, this was too funny! :yelrotflm |
haha...good one. I have con artists here too! |
How funny! Yes, my five lie alot as well. For instance... did you know that Yorkies absolutely, positively must have Frosted Flakes sprinkled on the kitchen floor in the morning or they can not function for the rest of the day!:eek: |
Haha! That was so funny. Kona's big brown eyes can ALMOST talk me into anything - then I remember I am the one in charge!?! |
Yeah dang it. I have been had. |
That was sooo funny!:D |
Just a heads up to you yorkie lovers, if they say they positively cannot jump up to where they wanna be that is also a lie. Kaji will put his front paw paws and look absolutely miserable and maybe throw a whimper in there so tha I will pick him up and place him on the couch, bed, or a really plump pillow that is sitting on the floor. He swears his little legs are just too tired to make it all the way up the big plump pillow.:rolleyes: |
Well Diva lies also. She gets a new chew bone, runs off to another room and comes back and swears that the big bad cat stole her bone, just so I'll give her a new one. Then, later on when we head to bed, the "stolen" bones are discovered hidden in folds of the comforter. Bad, bad little yorkie! LOL |
my Sadie just convinced me the other day that Sheridan's custard was the best thing in the world in her diet. i gave in and she may have had a small cone the other night...will post pictures soon :) |
Laugh out loud funny!!! :D |
Ha ha...thanks for the good laugh :thumbup: |
not only do they lie....but in large groups they are more conniving then the mafia. Their complex organization is so astute as to even allow for coordinated, well time, complex operations which involve one distracting me while the others reach objects that they couldn't possibly reach and destroy things that they couldn't possibly destroy....or things that challenge the physical limitations....like how can a dog that doesn't even weigh 5 pounds take down a fully gown human being and incapacitate them for all the time needed to allow the others to eat ALL the bakery goods in an entire kitchen? Maybe we should put these powers to work for GOOD, not evil, cause right now mine are more like Yorkshire Terrorists.... |
wait a minute......do you think Sissy is lying when she tells me pee is GOOD for the oriental rug? |
Oh TOOOOOOOOO Funny!!! |
funny! |
That's the Yorkie story and they are ALL sticking to it! :p |
You guys are great... at least I know that I am not alone...Tristan will get on the second step of his little doggy steps to the couch and just sit there like "MOM...I....CAN'T....MAKE...IT....ONE....MORE....S TEP....NOW PICK ME UP AND PUT ME IN YOUR LAP!!!! |
too funny:p |
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Fun story!!! Thanks! |
:) hahaha you are so cute! your babies sound just like mine! :) |
I refuse to believe that those sweet little dogs could ever tell a lie. Just look at them they practically have angel wings and halo. :angelyork |
:lol tears:eyetearss:mademyday |
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Brandi is famous for this. Funny thing is she is perfectly able to do it herself. She can jump on the bed and the couch. The worst is at night when jumps off the bed and then decides she wents to get back in the bed with me. I swear she turns into a wack a mole until I wake up and pick her. All you see is her little head going up and down. Yea yorkies are definitely liars :p |
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BE AFRAID...VERY AFRAID! They know exactly what they are doing. But we must remain diligent. YORKIES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! We cannot, must not allow this to happen. If they do life as we know it will continue to cease. There will be no more wars, disease or famine! We will all be too busy catering to the needs of yorkies to hate each other. We would all be slaves to yorkies while they turn us into peace-loving, tree-hugging hippies. |
LOL!!!!!! That was 2 funny! |
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