Where can I get my dog some nookie? My 4.5lb Yorkie just turned one year old and suddenly the last few days he's on me like white on rice. If I'm sitting on the couch, he's humping my arm, or back, or jumping on my shoulders and humping my head. If I'm walking from room to room, he's on my leg, foot or standing in front of me in defiance daring me to come closer. if I get anywhere close to the ground, or god forbid lay my head down on the pillow, um.... When he's not trying to hump me, he sits there staring at me. I confronted him last night and told him, "Hey! I'm a married woman lay off!" Didn't seem to do any good. I did that to a cat one time and was devastated when he came home with no testicles. Had I known they were going to be cut off, boy did I feel guilty and still do! I thought it was more like they do to men, you know, like snip that little fertile fishy line where their swimmers like salmon fighting against the current, well you get it. |
For the longest time, I thought "neutering" was like a vasectomy, not castration. I grew up with pets all my life and work with dogs on a weekly basis. I felt so silly when I finally put it together. That being said, neutering is really the way to go if you don't plan to breed your dog. They don't need their balls, and they are much easier to get along with. I'm sure other posters will be along to give more details on the benefits of neutering and the cons of not doing so. And no, I've never heard of a doggy ho. |
Letting you dog breed will not solve your problem, it might make it worse. Your dog needs discipline. You should take firm action when your dog displays that behavior to you. Obviously your dog has taken over as the master of the house and you need to regain control. My male dogs have never been allowed to exhibit that type of behavior. Neutering most likely would stop some of that unwanted behavior. |
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I'm sure a breeder could tell you how a males personality changes after he has been used to stud. Then you can decide if you really want to go that route otherwise neutering him would probably be your best option. As an alternative you could get him a blow up sheep. At adult toy store? |
Well, I don't know if I want to breed him and am not ready to snip off his balls quite yet. I like the idea of breeding him if I could get another puppy. Do they get worse when they have sex? |
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Maybe you should consider having your Yorkie neutered...it will resolve his 'issues' and you'd be able to relax a little :) |
Or you could always have cojones inplanted, after he is neutered here is the website NEUTICLES.com |
lol I can't believe you guys are taking this post seriously! Look at the post count this person has! ;) |
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I am not taking it seriously:D I just think its sooo funny :lol tearsand I just wanted to type the word cojones again!! :yelrotflm |
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Well, thanks a lot. Nice welcome guys. So when do you take people seriously? How many posts do I have to post before I'm not laughed at and taken seriously. Is there a beginner thread on here where my questions will get taken a bit more seriously? |
Neutering your dog would be the best option. Allowing him to be bred or continue with this pattern will only make matters even worse. Allowing dogs to breed is a matter that should be taken seriously and only done by someone who has properly educated themselves on the process. It's not something you do just to "get your dog some nookie" in the hopes of making your life a bit easier. Although I have to admit, this does sound a bit silly, so I can see why some assume it's a joke. |
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Ha! I was totally waiting for someone to bring up Neuticles! Ca-hone-ayzzzzzzzzz. gracewriter, your first post was written in a humorous style, so you can understand why we'd run with that, can't you? :D The serious part is the neutering. Hopefully someone will post about the medical benefits. |
I've been reading this forum ever since I got him last June. it was a life saver when he was bleeding out his butt. All the advice worked and got it to stop. The vet wanted $$$$$$ for something we fixed with pumpkin and rice. I do appreciate this site, I guess you don't know I've been a member a long time because I haven't posted much. And frankly you DID SAY you weren't taking me seriously because of the amount of my posts. |
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I agree.. this thread is hysterical. The best thing to do is get your dog neutered. He will stop the humping almost immediatly. My dog did. If your not willing to go that route then you need to disicipline him like someone else already posted about. good luck!! |
Whether this is serious or not - I must point out that Baxter is 15 months old, was neutered at 5 months and still humps from time to time. Especially when my sister's dachsund comes over who has been spayed. So I can't say neutering is going to fix this problem completely. |
From what I've read, the responses ARE serious. Neuter the little horn-dog and take control of the situation. YOU are supposed to be the alpha dog, not him. His humping the hell outta you is him telling you, "I own you, bitch, now take it like a dog!" The way you posted the original question was funny and I didn't not take it as a serious question, just a question that was worded funny. You obviously have a sense of humor so let's keep it that way. Oh, and the neuticals are serious too, they'll really do it if you don't like the no-nut look!:D (we'll still laugh though lol) |
On a serious note. Please have your dog neutered. Once they breed, most likely he will be marking constantly in your house. They make much better pets once they've been neutered. Dogs that aren't neutered can smell a female in heat a mile away, they will dodge out a door, which they can get hit by a passing car, or other bad things could happen. Myself, I wouldn't own a male that wasn't neutered |
Breeding him will only make him worse. He will become intent on breeding and probably start marking your furniture. Get him neutered and work on training him. Humping is a dominance issue, not sexual. You need to be in charge in this relationship, not him. I'd suggest the Nothing in Life is Free program. It puts you in charge of the resources which makes you the leader of your pack. Nothing in Life is Free Gaining control of your dog humanely Nothing in Life is Free |
I can say from experience that allowing your dog to breed will almost always change him. We studded our toy poodle one time and he was a marking machine after that. His personality didn't change but the marking was horrible! I've learned a lot from that experience. Now, that said, he did not hump on most people.... just his stuffed dog and always on my best friend's leg. Whenever she came over, he would go for her leg. She was the only one he did this to though. It was pretty strange and quite embarassing. I say neuter him and enjoy him as a pet - not a stud. |
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I'm sure this is a serious problem for you and I have to agree to the serious posters here.... Having him fixed and not allow him to show this behaviour will help. Think of him as a horny teenager who has to learn to manage his urges. Once your boy has mated it will be more difficult to keep him from humping. I experience that first hand last weekend when our 6 year old Max who was neutured 6 months ago and was used as a stud dog before tied with our little Mikki who is in heat. They can't make babies but it is still a problem b/c they can get hurt... Oh... it still is funny to think of a doggie bordello... no offense, but it makes me giggle too... |
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ROTFL!!!! You have gotten some good advice......maybe not the way you wanted it...but you sorta asked for it not to be taken very seriously with your Original Post! lol It was funny...so you shouldn't be offended that others respond in kind to it... Good luck with your little "humping machine"...hope you get it resolved...and think seriously before you try to stud him out...you have been told the con's of that choice..so it doesn't leave you with much of an alternative...if you really want to get him under control. |
Shame on me... since you asked you might not be familiar with the mating procedures of dogs. Bitches only allow a dog to mate when they are in heat and ready to concieve. Between their heat cycles they will bite every dog off that gets too fresh. That's why a doggie bordello won't work b/c all the 'girls' would be pregnant most of the time and it would be very very irresponsible and cruel. Puppy mills are those kind of institutions and are being outlawed in a lot of states now, Thank God!!! |
I think everyone took your post seriously and gave you some good advice along with some humor. I honestly felt from your original post that you had a sense of humor about the situation and the way you presented it was refreshing. It seemed as if some good natured banter through the post would be appropriate as well. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. I hope you were able to take away some of the good information that has been share though and that it helps you in your situation. |
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I recently saw a post on here of someone trying to sell stud services and another person responded that Yorkie Talk doesn't allow that, so my first thought was that your sercret intention was to sell stud services. Sorry if that wasn't your intention but your post didn't seem genuine that you just wanted your dog to stop humping your leg. |
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rofl rofl rofl |
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