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02-27-2009, 02:22 PM | #1 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | This is Funny... Dear Dogs and Cats: ..... This may have been posted already...but who cares, it's so funny! To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height... Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! And, to pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture. 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3 Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |
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02-27-2009, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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| lol That was too funny!
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02-27-2009, 04:07 PM | #3 |
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| Hehehehe I love it Thanks for posting Lauren & Nikko |
02-27-2009, 05:08 PM | #4 |
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| LOL I love it. I would love to have that on a sign. Will have to copy and share it.
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02-27-2009, 05:17 PM | #5 |
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| Thanks for posting this! I had to copy it and send it to a few friends.
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02-27-2009, 05:46 PM | #6 |
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| hillarious!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha
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02-27-2009, 05:50 PM | #7 |
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| Thats toooooooooooo funny!!!! Thanks for sharing!!
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02-27-2009, 06:02 PM | #8 |
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| hee...hee...hee Now that's funny!!! I might have to change a couple of things though. Maybe Gracie doesn't have to have the latest fashions but she gets them anyway. And she may not want to wear my clothes but she like the chew on them. Yesterday I lost another pair of slippers.
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02-27-2009, 06:03 PM | #9 |
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| Haha! Love this!
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02-28-2009, 02:15 AM | #10 |
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| lol
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02-28-2009, 04:27 AM | #11 |
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03-06-2009, 08:03 AM | #12 |
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| Gave me a chuckle.tfs
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03-06-2009, 09:11 AM | #13 | |
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03-06-2009, 09:22 AM | #14 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | I love it TOO! It really just explains my life so well! Hey, Arizoninian! I'm in AZ too (Phx).
__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |
03-06-2009, 10:10 AM | #15 |
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| I will DEFINITELY be displaying these in my house! The one for all non-pet owners is priceless! lol
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