I'm actually really glad I started this thread too, as I've received much great advice AND managed to get laughs too!! And as far as the KY jelly thing... That would be a b/f's job DEFENETLY!! I could NOT do it!! LOL I would feel like I was cheating!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's funny you say that. I HAD to do it... my hubby was at work the first time it happened to me. The next time it happened, he wouldn't do it! He said it was too weird.... so I had to do it again... now it's my job lol.

lol....I have to agree 100%

LOL Luckily my b/f said he would do it even though it was weird cause he could tell I was really freaked out by it!

Don't be embarrassed, it's perfectly normal, although your email was really funny. What concerns me is putting sugar "there" and having him lick it off. I would be very concerned about him ingesting sugar.

Prince's mom

I, too, found this pretty funny as I read it!!!
My puppy, at 9 weeks old....is already humping!!! Nothing comes out yet, but he is definitely doing the motion...the first night I brought him home, he started humping my leg......

This happened a few times with my daschund. He's so low to the ground and 'its' so long, he was literally dragging it on the floor. I was like ewwww. Thank goodness it went away on its own.

Sigh. The day after I posted to this thread about how my yorkie's equipment stays tucked in at all times... it made an appearance. Fortunately it was very quick. It just popped its head out, looked around, and went back to sleep.

Ahh the humping! Well heres a good story. I ve only ever had female dogs, bt i really wanted a boy, my BF got Bowie for us and he is now 6 months, he started humping at about 3 months!!! So one day hes humping and i see this rip on his pee pee and i freak! I mean, im ready to take him to the vet until my bf starts cracking up so hard and tells me" Thats his actual penis, not the soft stuff you see, hes ok, hes just out" so yeah, i was a bit naive. To say the least!

Found this with a search. My boy got his red rocket stuck comming out of the launch pad. :cool:After a bit of a struggle to get him to lay back against my knees I was able to tug on the hairs. It was really stuck but I got it back where it belongs. All the hairs were tucked in there pretty good which kept things from working properly.

I've been around dogs all my life but this Yorkie is really a different breed.:aimeeyork
He's two years old and fixed but he will give his crate pad a work over every now and then. I've never seen anything like this it was all jammed up and looked like it was uncomfortable for him. Gotta keep that area trimmed down.

snow

This is the funniest post I have ever read!!!!!!!

I've only seen Cash's thingie once, when he was about 8 months - before his neuter, but I don't allow him to hump anything, so I really hope that this will never happen to me. But if it does, I now know what to do!!

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Here is a story that has become a family tradition. Now My mom is 82 yrs old and spent her childhood on a farm. She live in another state than me, but she calls me one day hysterical and says her Rufus' penis is falling out. I got her to calm down and tell me what she is talking about. She says that Rufus has always humped the cat and his stuffed bear, but she never saw his penis. But this morning he is walking around funny so looks him over and it is hanging out all the way and there is lump at the end of it next to his scrotum and it looks like it is going to fall out. Of course I started giggling and she gets so mad at me. I said I can't believe she has lived this long and a farm girl and don't know about boy dogs. She is very indignant and says that she didn't do things with the animals. I told her to go take Rufus to a dark room, like the bathroom, and wait about 30 minutes and it should be okay. She did and of course he was fine, but she didn't believe me that it was normal so she took him to the vet and of course he told her the same thing. I also told her that his hair probably needs trimming down there which she said couldn't do, so she took him to a groomer.

[quote=fbmom;2356447]Oh my gosh you people are fantastic! Whenever I am feeling down I just come here. I am laughing so hard right now! Thank you for the pick me up:lol tears

I am laughing so hard right now!! My boyfriend thinks I am crazy!! thanks for the good laugh! But I hope this doesn't happen again!