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TurtleDove 01-20-2008 03:26 PM
Aww, poor Eddie & Rusty! You two should make your dad stay outside nekked in the 29 degree weather ... see how he likes it! :eek: :eek:

yorkiesmiles 01-20-2008 03:27 PM
Eddie, Dis is Bubba - if I were you or Rusty, the next time DBD goes outside steal his keys & coat & lock the door. Watch and see how long he can last out there :D

Maybe a taste of his own medicine will work!!

yorkiecrazy 01-20-2008 03:28 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: OLD MAN!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING (or not)???? POOR GUYS.

mustangbee 01-20-2008 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom (Post 1690411)
Absolutely do not forgive him. Unfortunately Eddie, I'm afraid this is only going to get worse..as your father is a very old man.

Pack your bags and I will have my mommy send you and Rusty and Jack a ticket to fly south to South Carolina. You will like it here...Life is wonderful with my mommy and daddy .. they are the best.

We'll be looking for you. And don't feel bad about leaving your Dad...heck he doesn't remember you when you live there, he certainly won't remember you when you are gone.

Love,

Bonnie

LOL, And we will soon be there too, we can have a playdate!:yay_jump: :yay_jump: :yay_jump: :yay_jump: :yay_jump: :yay_jump:
Love Princess & Katie

cj125 01-20-2008 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paulapoo (Post 1690384)
Dear Eddie,
I'm sending your dad some ginko biloba in the mail. Also, tell him to get some of those soduko (sp?) puzzles to help with memory. You could also suggest he put a note on the door that asks.......do you know where your doggies are? or..... "have you counted your babies lately?. Just some friendly suggestions.
Don't be too hard on your Dad. He takes great care of you guys. Happens to all of us, no harm done!!

Too funny!

BabyFidgette 01-20-2008 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom (Post 1690448)
So are you asking if Mike is neutered?????
:lol tears Moi never! That was Baby talking.

chachi 01-20-2008 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFidgette (Post 1690323)
You wanna know something funny? (this is Nicole talking now) If you were a new member coming on here you'd really get ripped a new "you know what." Then you'd be called a troll! LOLOLOL
LOL so true!

AprilLove 01-20-2008 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonandhallie (Post 1690446)
Dear Eddie, this is Simon.

Immediately take all of your dbd's treats away. Do not pay attention to him at all! He obviously doesn't pay attention to you in the way you deserve. You, Rusty and Jack need to pack your bags and move to NY. Our mommy would NEVER forget about us. Before you leave you should all hike your legs and pee on him!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Here here!!! My goodness, you could not have said it any better!!:) :)

YorkieMom55 01-20-2008 03:40 PM
Eddie & Rusty.....
print this out and put it where daddy will see it. http://www.thepetdoorstore.com/ ~or~ maybe a doorbell down at your level so that you can let mommy know if it ever happens again. Hope you 2 enjoyed your adventure. Didn't Jack notice that he was alone?

WidsMom 01-20-2008 03:42 PM
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Fig here.

No, no, no..you guys got it all wong. You gotta wait for the wight 'pportunity and use this for your avantage! Jes' wait for your Poopa to be soun' 'sleep, and when you gotta sprinkle...fin' a nice warm spot nexxa him to do it. Or...roll in some ewwy gooey stuff that you fin' unner the deck 'hind a rock. Maybe e'en go in the bafoom twash and pull out sompin and shred it in teensy pieces. Better yet...fin' a ol' tootsie roll and run 'roun the house wid it like a Cuban Seegarrrr....then kiss Poopa on the wips..hehehehehehe.

He's a baaad, baaaad man. I think he should go wick an ice cube....

Your Fwiend,
Fig

sherrijmkassie 01-20-2008 03:42 PM
Eddie & Rusty,

Dis is Kassie my dbd did the same ting to me jus las week. It was told here to, minus 10 celsius. My mum cum outta da bafoom and herd me ouside barking my hed off. Buoy did ma Mum tor a stip outta my dbd big time.

Les awl wun away togefer, wha ya tink?

Luv Kassie

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFidgette (Post 1690436)
No, no...you said Rusty and I have them chopped off. That's why I wanted to know if you or Mike were talking! LOL :p
EEEEEK! That is funny and thankfully went over my head! I thought it was a grammar thing!

Morkie4 01-20-2008 03:53 PM
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I am shocked and apalled!!!! Eddie, pack your bags and come to Florida where you can lounge around the pool and bark at the golfers as they go by(it's really great sport). Oh and did I mention, waiting for you as playmates are two darling sweetheart maltese babes!!!!

But if you can't make it...............I think maybe taking a leak when he is a sleep might be appropriate!

Licks and Kisses from Brandy & Kallie

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:06 PM
Eddie again,

This is my preliminary list of potential new homes based on replies to this thread. The ones who bashed my DBD the most are listed first. The really harsh ones are the front-runners. The DBD sympathizers are listed last and will not be considered.

PROSPECTIVE NEW HUMANS :)
BabyFidgette
patty58
Buddy-licious
katcarasella
margaritaville
pepe mint
chattiesmom
Bonnie's Mom (front-runner)
Lilacss
LuvMySissy
simonandhallie (front-runner)
Suzy
TurtleDove
yorkiesmiles
mustangbee
cj125
YorkieMom55 (good suggestion)
WidsMom
sherrijmkassie (Kassie, not your dbd)
Morkie4



DBD SYMPATHIZERS :mad:
Judy in Waco
AprilLove
marcerella02
yoyo27
mizzwanned
paulapoo
kalina82

txshopper73 01-20-2008 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690275)
Just a note to let you know that my Dad is on restriction and will not be posting until he gets a clue. Any posts you see from this sign on, just assume they are from me.

Why the restriction? Well, some of you might remember a while back that Dad forgot and left Jack in the car for an hour while he was in the house watching TV. It was 29 degrees outside! Dad admitted his mistake publicly and apologized to Jack, so we begrudgingly forgave him. Most YTers did, too, although some of you rightfully chewed him a new one, if you know what I mean. (http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=103126)

Well, this morning Dad left me AND Rusty outside in the cold in, you guessed it, 29 degree weather!!!!!! How dare he! He claims that he got up after only 4 1/2 hours' sleep and had an appointment he had to get to. He let me and Rusty out back to do our business and then FORGOT ABOUT US.

He came home an hour and a half later, and, believe me, we tore into him like raw meat. We didn't even have our coats on, for Dawg's sake. To be honest (don't tell him), it wasn't that bad. I actually wanted to stay outside and play some more once he got home, but the deadbeat dad chased me down, picked me up and put me in his coat while blubbering about how sorry he was.

I bought it last time. I don't buy it this time.

Consider this a plea for help. Anybody out there want two housetrained Yorkies?

Your pal Eddie "The Popsicle"
Dear Eddie (& Jack & Rusy)...

That sorry ba$tard! We will make LOTS of room for you here in South Texas. We believe it was in the lower 50s today and that's darn cold for us Southern yorks.

If we were you, we'd cut off ALL shows of emotion, love, etc. Your human should not have forgotten about you, yet again.

Anytime that you want to come and visit, we'll let our human know so that she can make room for you on her, ummm we mean our, bed.

Signed,
Gracie, London & Dallas

Tink's Mom 01-20-2008 04:15 PM
Oh No Eddie and Jack! Dis is a tewwible fing your rotten daddy has done. My mommy said "Tink go get them and bring them to Wisconsin."

But ya know what Eddie? It's cold here too. It's minus 12 today and wif da wind chill it will be -25 tonite. It must get dat cold in Alaska too huh? You and Jack come live wif me. I have a big cwate and wots of sweaters. My mommy made dem for me and I will shar dem wif you and Jack. She neber weeves me in da cold all awone. She always stays wif me (but sometimes she is saying "huwwy up Tink I'm fweezing."

I fink you should pee on your daddy's bed when he's not wooking! And bite him's slippers all up in pieces! But maybe you better forgib him pwetty soon or he may forget to feed you! Mommy said to get him some fish food for him's brain!

YorkieMom55 01-20-2008 04:22 PM
Eddie & Rusty,
It's a good thing that you live in Alaska & not Michigan. It's not 29* here...........it's only 9* and you would have turned into "pupsicles" if you would have been out that long.....move me up a little higher on the list....I got him good somewhere else around here for you. (WW)

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:24 PM
Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

simonandhallie 01-20-2008 04:27 PM
1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)-TRUE

2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention. D-DUH!!

3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
d) filet mignon & bacon every night (Eddie you would know this if your dad treated you properly)

4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Now get your cold, furry butt to NY

Tink's Mom 01-20-2008 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690595)
Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)
Well, Eddie, we have a little tiny problem. You can be King of the house if you like, Tink is pretty submissive in fact! BUT, and this is very important, you cannot, under any circumstances, have Tink's frog. It got her through her horrible illnesses this past summer and it is glued to her and she will NOT share it with anyone. I'm sorry. She will let you have all of her other toys though. Just don't bite her or she will cry, OK?

p.s. you can have whatever you want to eat OK?!

YorkieMom55 01-20-2008 04:28 PM
1-t
2-d
3-c
4-c
Plus your choice of bed space & you get to run & roll in the sand at the beach, down by the submarine, any time that you want to.
& (this is the big one) we don't have any Mooses........just the occasional Mountain Lion(but they stay around the golf course), we should probably call it a Cougar since we don't have a mountain, just sand dunes .

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tink's Mom (Post 1690603)
Well, Eddie, we have a little tiny problem. You can be King of the house if you like, Tink is pretty submissive in fact! BUT, and this is very important, you cannot, under any circumstances, have Tink's frog. It got her through her horrible illnesses this past summer and it is glued to her and she will NOT share it with anyone. I'm sorry. She will let you have all of her other toys though. Just don't bite her or she will cry, OK?

p.s. you can have whatever you want to eat OK?!
Thank you for your interest, but I'm afraid those conditions simply will not do. ALL toys are mine or, yes, I will bite.

Have a nice day.

Tink's Mom 01-20-2008 04:32 PM
Eddie - we don't have mooses either, but we have wots of bunnies and squirrels! And I wike to chase da birdies. Come wib wif me pwease!!!! (and bwing Jack too).

I'll gib you all my chicken strips and yorkie yummies too!

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonandhallie (Post 1690600)
1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)-TRUE

2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention. D-DUH!!

3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
d) filet mignon & bacon every night (Eddie you would know this if your dad treated you properly)

4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Now get your cold, furry butt to NY
Thank you for your interest. You have scored 75 percent on the questionnaire. (The judges, knowing S&H only too well, believe you are lying about No. 1)

We will be in contact should you remain in first place, at which point we will ask for pictures of sleeping accommodations and nearby parks.

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkieMom55 (Post 1690605)
1-t
2-d
3-c
4-c
Plus your choice of bed space & you get to run & roll in the sand at the beach, down by the submarine, any time that you want to.
& (this is the big one) we don't have any Mooses........just the occasional Mountain Lion(but they stay around the golf course), we should probably call it a Cougar since we don't have a mountain, just sand dunes .
100 percent! But the Cougars sound scary. We will get back to you.

simonandhallie 01-20-2008 04:39 PM
It must be the soccer balls you are referring too. And really, isn't Eddie the judge here?

In that case we just took a count and there are (and this is not a lie) 12 in the toy box, 4 laying in the dining room and a bag full in the closet. We have plenty to go around.

Nearby parks? We can do better than that, we have doggie daycare. You can play twice a week for 8 hours in spectacular accomodations. Is there really a contest here Eddie?

Start packing~

Bonnie's Mom 01-20-2008 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690595)
Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)
1. T
2. d
3. c
4. c

So....how did I do?? :D

Tink's Mom 01-20-2008 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690610)
Thank you for your interest, but I'm afraid those conditions simply will not do. ALL toys are mine or, yes, I will bite.

Have a nice day.
Hmmm, Eddie, I believe you are a spoiled brat!;)

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom (Post 1690640)
1. T
2. d
3. c
4. c

So....how did I do?? :D
100 percent!

But we have a winner, and unfortunately, it is not you because we feel you are lying too.

Yes, Simon&Hallie tipped the scale with the doggie daycare offer. Jack and I heard about the hot Maltese who hangs out there, and we want in.

Our attorney will draft up paperwork and be in touch.

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tink's Mom (Post 1690645)
Hmmm, Eddie, I believe you are a spoiled brat!;)
Dad? That's what you say! Did you sign on as Tink's Mom??


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