Dear yorkie brudrs and sisrs
 

It is me, Susanah.

Be very very careful in case your mommy or daddy does to you what getted done to me. :(

First of all I get to go bye bye to my GaGa's house tomorrow. I was real happy 'bout that but then I 'membered that before I go there I have to get a bath. I don't unnerstand why my mommy keeps giving me those thing. How am I s'posed to be the queen of the dirty furkids if she keeps makin' me get clean?

Well, she gived me TWO baths AND she used that con-dish-ner stuff on me. I was so mad at her when she gived me my treat I spitted it right out! (don't worry I went back and got it when she wasn't lookin') One time I getted away from her and I runned fast as I could with shampoo flyin' behind me, but that dumb door getted in my way. Mommy was so mad her eyes did that poppin' out of her head thing and she used my whole big name! I made her say a bad word too! She was mad and hollerin' so I started hollerin' right back at her. That's when daddy came in to see what all the 'motion was about. You know what he did? He HELD me in that tub while Mommy gived me the baths. Traitor!

Now comes the bad part. It is really really bad on account of I getted tricked! Mommy used the air blowin' thing that I like 'cause it is warm and feels good. I thought it was all over because she told me she was sorry she yelled and gived me kisses and anudder treat and opened the door. So there was my mommy, sittin' on the couch mindin' her own business so I decided to tell her I was sorry for yellin' too. You know what she did?! She catched me and pulled out the ear cleanin' stuff and started cleanin' my ears! She had that stuff hided behind her back!

So be very very careful that you don't getted tricked like I did. You might have to get two baths and con-dish-ner and your ears cleaned and your nails cutted too.

Oh, and you know what else my Mommy said? She said it looked like rats had been makin' a nest in my butt hairs! Somebody needs to 'splain to her that rats is for chasin' and not for makin' nests in furkids butt hairs!

awww but I bet you look all pretty and clean now ;)

Lmao!!!!!!!!!

How cute, Tinkerbell had her bath today too:D :D and she also tried to escape:eek: :eek:

we feel ya pain! our mommy and daddy did da same ting to us yesterdaz..we were so maddd..and then, we tought we were done and daddy took out da tooth burshy ting and started brushing our teethz..argh..parentz!!! we tinked about leaving them and findin newz mom and dad..weally, we were berry beryy mad!

Thank you for the laugh girl. You rock.

I'm so sowwy foah ya Susanah. My momma did that to me yestaday. but ya know what ewse she did....she shaved my butt hairs:eek: AND my wittle boy hairs:eek: :eek: :eek: now that is just embawassing.

Yeah I getted my teef brushed too, but I like that on account of that stuff mommy uses tastes yummy. I don't like it when she uses the floss though. I gots baby teef that ain't falled out yet so Mommy uses that floss stuff between them. It is not fun 'cause that stuff don't taste like nuffin!

My mommy said next time I am going to somethin' called a broomer and they can deal with me. She said somethin' 'bout me needin' my butt hairs shaved too!

haha this is the best thing ever

Susanah thank you baby that made my whole day and put a huge :D on my face oh and i did a little :yelrotflm

Max's momma

lmao to funny i love it

Oh Susanah,
I'm soo vewy soorry thay you mommie was so mean to you! Just do what i dos to get back at stinky mommie and knock the twash can over and make a mess. But careful not to gets anys on you or its back in the nasty bath!

oh we forgotz! they shaved our tushy ehair also! cuz our momma told our daddy tat she wanted out bottoms to be clean all da time! what da hack ish that? weally!!!!! we tink its child abuse!! wee are being shoooo abuzed by our parentz!:mad:

:lol tears:lol tears

aw poor Susanah. Morgan got a bath tonight too and got her butt squeezed cause she was a stinky fuzzbutt. plus nails cut, whoo-feet trimed, ears tipped, and butt trimmed. she's not a happy girl and sulked for a while too. but treats make everything better!

You guys are killing me here:p

Well, I'm a girl so I don't gots no wittle boy hairs, but I do gots hoo hoo hairs and she always checks them and snips them off if she thinks they is too long. Geeeeeeeez!

HEY! Dis hewe is Wemi! U guys tink u gots it bad? Wanna no wut my mommy did to me? My mommy sez I am tinky cuz I wike ta eat wots ub tweats dat I finds in da box dat is up on da twunk. It's way up hi but I kin jump weawwy hi an git into it. Da tweats hab awot of sand on em but i don't mind. Dey is soooooo yummy. Anyways, my mommy sez dat cuz I eats dem tweats an I stiww hab some baby toofers dat has to git puwwed when I gits fixed - dat's siwwy cuz I'm not eben bwoken - so she makes me weaw dis smewwy cowwer tingy dat makes me smeww wike cawpet fweshenur. An she keeps neakin dese nasty minty tings into my mout whin I'n not spectin it. Yucky yuk. I spits an sputters but dey won't come out. An I gits wots of baths. I don't need em cuz I wearned how to wick my own sewf - awot:rolleyes: . Why does mommys do dese tings to us. We jist sit dere an mind our own business and BAM. Wook out-hewe dey come wit dose siwwy cwean da puppy ideas. Dey spend too much time on YT gittin ideas fwom udder mommys. Hummpppffff.

Susanah! Member wast week sisr? I comded herez to tellz evwybody about gettun us baffed on sunday? itz da day we should all pway sick- pway sick I tell ya!!! I also wanna tell my mommy somtimzes her hair when she waked up in da back well it just wooked wike de back-end of fidoz butt yeah dat sure putz her in her pwace!!!! Reagan

hey dis Maddie and i no bout dis! :eek: Mommy makes me n' mah sissies n' brudah git da baf too! An da teef bwushin, AN da butt haiws, AN da naiws, AN da haiw bwushin, AN da eaw cweanin, AN da teaws frum da eyz, AN AWW dat bad stufs! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I fank we shud stawt a pwotest!! NO MOR BAFS!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

OMG girl! You crack me up!

hey 'body. dis is bella. momma calls me smella. dat hurtz my feelins.
so i dont mind my bathes weally. mommie givez me a spaw with lavenders.
yum. i fweel like a pwincess:p

I don't guess my Mommy don'tgots none of those lavenders on account of she ain't put nuffin' on me that made me feel like a pwincess! Do you still have to get the bath if you get the spaw lavenders?

zoey is here watching me like wtf is wrong with this woman.

LMAO! This is to funny!

Hey Susanah...It's me Chili,
And, Man Oh Man...My Mommy makes me SO mad!!! She makes me pway with my all my Sisters and share all my toys with them. And, EVERY week I fall for the same old ting... Mommy gets us all excited cause she knows we like going bye bye. :eek: But, I keep forgetting that there is that mean ol baf thing that I just hate. And, what's worse...My Mommy keeps pwuttin me an my kid Sister in the tub TOGETHER!!!! :mad: I get so mad that right after that mean ol baf thing, I always run awound the house like the mad man that I am just trying to get dirty all over again. :tongue4:

Thank you so much for the laugh. I have tears streaming down my face:D
:eyetearss

I gots a wittle sisr too, but Mommy gives her a bath by herself in the sink on account of she's too wittle to take a big girl bath in the tub like me. But Mommy makes me share my stuff with that bossy wittle brat.

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

That is the funniest thread in a while:D :D I bet if our babies could talk people, they would say those very things.:)