Hep! Gwamma sell me to gypsies!
 

Gwamma sayed her gonna sell me to da gypsies! All becuz I woked up at 5 o'cwock and twied to wick gwamma awl ober her face. When dat dint work I twied to bark her awake. Gwampa came in fwom the showwr and scooped me up. Him took me outside where I wan wike a cwazy person for 20 minutes. When we came back in I went pee pee on the fwoor. Can I hep it if I was havin so much fun outside I frogot to go???
Den I hepped gwampa get dwessed for work. I hepped him tie his work boots by chewin on da waces and dwaggin dem awound. Him weft and den I went in and barked gwamma awake. While her was gettin my bweakfast I ate some cat food. (It's wwweeallly good!) Den I ate while her took a showwer. I got done first so I went in to da potty woom and barked at the showwer curtain until gwamma came out. Den I wicked her feets, which her weally hates! Her kept twipping ower me. Den I poopied on da pad. (Well, most of it was on da pad anyway) and gwamma stepped on it. (Her should walk wayyyy awound da pad, wight?) Den I chased the cat so dat he scwatched gwamma. (HOW IS DAT MY FAWLT???) Den while she got dwessed I ate da newspaper. (dint taste berry good)
Anyway, gwamma put me in my cwate and went to work and her said she was going to sell me to da gypsies. What are gypsies anyway? Once again Megan will have to save my wife tonight! Her is a good mommy. Gwamma said that is because she was sweeping through da whole ting!

LOL....sounds like he had quite an adventure!!!0

I can't stop laughing, that was so cute!

:lol tears

Too funny! You need to stay out of trouble!!

I know how you feel. Mommy says dat when I am very bad. But we are too wute to get in trouwble...wight? We need to stay out of trouwble.

Jerewiah Wo

Mommy fweatens to fwow me in da "sewee hole," but I know here don't mean it! Wuv, Wexy :p

dont you wowey none wittle tucker. When jew grammy get home jew just gib her the tweet wittle puppy eyes and lots of tweet puppy kisses and jew will be suprised how quickly she will forget all your adbentures. :D

Sounds like you got a good night sleep! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears You are quite a little rascal!!!

Awww, yur gwamma aint gonna selw ya! I fink you were vewwy foughtful dis mornin'! Just like me today....Mamma gave me a treat and I didn't chew it vewwy good so I had to frow it up. Anyway, I waz gonna do it wight dere on the white cawpet so Mamma could see it weel good and not step in it. Pwetty nice of me I fawght. She waz wike "Tiah, NOOOOOOOOO" and gwabbed me and put me out in the back yawd where DOGS go!!!! I am upset wif her as we speek! DOGS I tell ya! What wuz she finkin?!? I am so insulted and am not going to wike her for wike 1 hour!!!! Den I will wet her make it up to me and give me the tweet I didn't get to enjoy the fiwst time!

You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

No matter how I try I can't read it with the right accent! Could some of you please make a soundfile with speech like that so I can hear it - I bet I'll roll on the floor laughing :)

A Yorkie translation manual is what you need. :D

I'd say it's kind of like a little 5 or six year old that has a little adorable speech impedement (spelling on that word is questionable). They know a ton of words, but a lot of them come out with an "f" sound instead of "th", "w" in place of an "L" and so on.

from Suwwy