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07-06-2005, 07:00 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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| Hep! Gwamma sell me to gypsies! Gwamma sayed her gonna sell me to da gypsies! All becuz I woked up at 5 o'cwock and twied to wick gwamma awl ober her face. When dat dint work I twied to bark her awake. Gwampa came in fwom the showwr and scooped me up. Him took me outside where I wan wike a cwazy person for 20 minutes. When we came back in I went pee pee on the fwoor. Can I hep it if I was havin so much fun outside I frogot to go??? Den I hepped gwampa get dwessed for work. I hepped him tie his work boots by chewin on da waces and dwaggin dem awound. Him weft and den I went in and barked gwamma awake. While her was gettin my bweakfast I ate some cat food. (It's wwweeallly good!) Den I ate while her took a showwer. I got done first so I went in to da potty woom and barked at the showwer curtain until gwamma came out. Den I wicked her feets, which her weally hates! Her kept twipping ower me. Den I poopied on da pad. (Well, most of it was on da pad anyway) and gwamma stepped on it. (Her should walk wayyyy awound da pad, wight?) Den I chased the cat so dat he scwatched gwamma. (HOW IS DAT MY FAWLT???) Den while she got dwessed I ate da newspaper. (dint taste berry good) Anyway, gwamma put me in my cwate and went to work and her said she was going to sell me to da gypsies. What are gypsies anyway? Once again Megan will have to save my wife tonight! Her is a good mommy. Gwamma said that is because she was sweeping through da whole ting!
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07-06-2005, 07:07 AM | #2 |
Maximus "Lily's Love Slave" Join Date: May 2005 Location: san ramon, ca
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| LOL....sounds like he had quite an adventure!!!0
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07-06-2005, 07:14 AM | #3 |
Tinkerbell, My Little Flutterpup Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Beautiful California!
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| I can't stop laughing, that was so cute! |
07-06-2005, 08:15 AM | #5 |
and Tucker's too! Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston, MA
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| Too funny! You need to stay out of trouble!!
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07-06-2005, 08:28 AM | #6 |
JereBo On the Go Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jax, Florida
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| I know how you feel. Mommy says dat when I am very bad. But we are too wute to get in trouwble...wight? We need to stay out of trouwble. Jerewiah Wo
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07-06-2005, 10:35 AM | #7 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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| Mommy fweatens to fwow me in da "sewee hole," but I know here don't mean it! Wuv, Wexy
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07-06-2005, 10:46 AM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chesapeake, VA
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| dont you wowey none wittle tucker. When jew grammy get home jew just gib her the tweet wittle puppy eyes and lots of tweet puppy kisses and jew will be suprised how quickly she will forget all your adbentures. |
07-06-2005, 10:52 AM | #9 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Sounds like you got a good night sleep! You are quite a little rascal!!!
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07-06-2005, 12:15 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 4,347
| Awww, yur gwamma aint gonna selw ya! I fink you were vewwy foughtful dis mornin'! Just like me today....Mamma gave me a treat and I didn't chew it vewwy good so I had to frow it up. Anyway, I waz gonna do it wight dere on the white cawpet so Mamma could see it weel good and not step in it. Pwetty nice of me I fawght. She waz wike "Tiah, NOOOOOOOOO" and gwabbed me and put me out in the back yawd where DOGS go!!!! I am upset wif her as we speek! DOGS I tell ya! What wuz she finkin?!? I am so insulted and am not going to wike her for wike 1 hour!!!! Den I will wet her make it up to me and give me the tweet I didn't get to enjoy the fiwst time! |
07-06-2005, 12:20 PM | #11 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Virginia
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| You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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07-06-2005, 12:48 PM | #12 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark
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| No matter how I try I can't read it with the right accent! Could some of you please make a soundfile with speech like that so I can hear it - I bet I'll roll on the floor laughing
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07-06-2005, 12:51 PM | #13 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005
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| A Yorkie translation manual is what you need. |
07-06-2005, 12:58 PM | #14 | |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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07-06-2005, 01:08 PM | #15 |
Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C.
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| from Suwwy Ah Ducker, I knowd at yoo didend mean to do all ov dat an get in her way. I knowd at I alwaaz twy to hewlp, 'an dey don't always appresh'ate our effords. Day don't understan dat we bark to pwotekt our favwite people in kase ov danger - an sumtimes, not awlwaaz but sumtimes protekting our peoples coms before even going pp! Dey don't understan dat we mak sakrifises too for dem, wite Ducker!!!! AN...we understan dat pwayin is much mor fun dan goin' ta werk! Who neeedz ta go ta werk, wen wee'r at home and wanna pway! Hmph. And wen we twy to hewlp dem tie der shooz or bwing dem a widdle more fun in der wives, dey tink dat weer in da way? Shaam on dem! My mommy wikes it wen I wick her feets after her showers. She say it coot ov me....I didn meen to be "coot" - I just twyin ta hewlp! Ducker, you're appweshe'ated by me at weast! I tink yer a good workie yorkie an hoap dat dey don't sell yoos to da gypseez. Wuf, Suwwy
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