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11-13-2007, 03:47 PM
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| Dainty Dawgs Donating Member  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Reno
Posts: 784
|  How to Photograph your puppy! I found this funny and thought I should share. How to Photograph your puppy! 1. Remove film from box load camera. 2. Choose a suitable background for photo. 3. Find puppy and place in front of background. 4. Mount camera on tripod. 5. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 6. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 7. Place puppy in front of background again. 8. Focus camera to proper distance. 9. Find puppy and remove dirty sock from its mouth. 10. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 11. Crawl after puppy on knees. Replace puppy in spot, move closer for control. 12. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. 13. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 14. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 15. Put cat outside and put peroxide on scratch on puppy's nose. 16. Put magazines back on coffee table. 17. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 18. Clean and replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 19. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say "No outside! No!" 20. Call spouse to clean up mess. 21. Fix a strong drink. 22. Lie back on couch with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning. |
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11-13-2007, 03:52 PM
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| Donating YT 1000 Club Member  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: So Ca
Posts: 2,376
| LOL That is tooo accurate. I'm just sitting here laughing at work. My co-workers are all looking at me wondering whats going on.  |
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11-13-2007, 03:57 PM
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| Dainty Dawgs Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Reno
Posts: 784
| This is so me! with 6 new puppies in the house I suck at taking picture! I try but they turn out so bad. |
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11-13-2007, 03:59 PM
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| I love Jackson too! Donating Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,905
| That is sooooo true!!!
__________________ Selina, mommy to Jake and Jackson.  RIP baby Lily Coming soon: Gracie |
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11-13-2007, 04:41 PM
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| Donating Senior Yorkie Talker  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Texas
Posts: 778
| LOL! That's about how it goes at my house. |
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11-13-2007, 04:43 PM
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| No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palatka, Florida
Posts: 6,523
| LOL .. I like that... It's so true!!! |
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11-13-2007, 04:58 PM
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| Donating YT 9000 Club Member  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
Posts: 10,616
| LOL, Yep, that'[s how it is!!!! Cute, Thanks! 
__________________ Friends are God's way of apologizing for our relatives.  "Love & Support Our YT Members"    Gina & Princess  Member of the SSLS |
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