A Poop Story!
 

This will either make you laugh or make you sick to your stomach as it has me!

Today I had to go to my aunt's to check her hand and then call her doctor with an update. I put on my jacket because it's pretty cool and windy out there today. I get there and she lives in a really nice assisted living home and they were just serving pie and coffee, so I thought I better sit for a while and also met some of her friends. Sat there about a half hour...then went and filled up on gas...then stopped to mail a package and came home. I let the pups out to go potty and while I'm standing there waiting for them, I put my hand in my pocket of my jacket and thought, "What's that in my pocket?" I take it out and it was poop! I screamed and threw it. Then checked and sure enough...more poop! I first wondered who would have put poop in my pocket and then it came to me. I've been taking care of Kirby with the ruptured disc...he's Maddie's sister and he belongs to my daughter. Well, I'm figuring on Halloween night, when I took him outside, he pooped while I was holding him and it fell right into my pocket. I looked at the pocket and could see a place where poop had hit before going into my pocket, so not only did I have poop in the pocket, but a poop stain right above the pocket. All I could think of was the places I'd been today and wondered if anyone smelled it. Yikes! I called my Aunt who is a rather proper lady and asked her if I stunk there today. She said no...do you think she would have ever said yes? I would like to crawl in a hole about now! I am happy to say that my jacket is washed and hang drying as I type! From now on, I'm going to be checking my pockets...and, I'll not wear that jacket while holding Kirby any more!!!

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Sorry, I'm not laughing 'at' you - but 'with' you. You are laughing right?!

Lol that sounds like something that would happen to me!

LOL...yeah...at first I wasn't laughing! I was flabergasted! When my daughter came to pick up Kirby, she laughed so hard...then she called me and all I could hear was laughing. hahaha

This part made me especially crack up! :laugh:

LOL how funny

:sidesplt: That is so funny. It's good you have a sense of humor. I found a dried up frog in my bed once. My mini schnauzer brought it inside and burried it in my bed. I felt it with my foot, reached down and...dead dried frog. Your poop pocket is much better tho!

OHHHH MYYYY!!!! Poor Connie!!! Sorry..... :lol tears

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funny in a sort of "most imberassing moment" kind of way. :) things like this you just have to laugh at and diaper the dog..hehehe

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hahahahaha OMG that is funny!!!! You poor thing!

LOL what a funny story!!!

The "poop in da pocket" part was funny.

But you're taking your "poop in da pocket" all over town had me :eyetearss -ing

EEEWWWWW Connie . . . . .:) :D :D

Sorry but thats funny, just glad it wasn't me. lol

Funny story.
I'd say if you are a yorkie owner, you don't get grossed over little thing any more....

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears HAHAHAHAHA!! That was hysterical!! I was laughing out loud! The part that got to me was when you looked at it and saw what it was...you threw it!!! Like that helped!!! LOL! Oh, that was fun...

Hilarious. I would've thrown the poop too!!!!
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So funny! It is these times that are great stories to be told over and over, and they never get old!!

OMG, I seriously have tears running down my face! That is so funny! I'm sure if it was smelly, you would have noticed when you put your jacket on so I'm sure the poop in your pocket remained your little secret.;)

Way to go Connie! :lol tears You need to remember that one next time you go shopping -- could come in handy clearing out crowds

Thank for the laugh.

ITA! lol! you poor thing you!

LOL To Funny:D , Reminds me of the time my boy charlie pooped on my hubby sweatshirt, he left it laying on the living room floor, daaaa not a good spot, we laughed so hard the next morning:eek:

Thanks for sharing Connie. I started my morning with a laugh and I'm still smiling!!!!

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Connie, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!:D

Kirby must love you an awful lot to share some of his most personal possessions. :awink:

Now I have a feeling that the first thing I will do now when putting on any outerwear will be to check the pockets. :sidesplt:

Gee Connie, Do you think I should be extra careful when opening my package? :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

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poop story
 

Ohmygosh, I can see how that could happen! I have put poop in a plastic bag in my pocket and forgotten to take it out, but never went anywhere public with it in there. Had to smile at your story - if you didn't smell it, I'm sure no one else could. Poop in your pocket goes with the territory sometimes.

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Oh man Connie,Im dying over here.Im sorry Im laughing so hard I have tears coming down my face.I would have loved to have been there to see that first hand,from now on you will be know as "The Poo Lady".