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Princes mom · 09-25-2009, 05:31 PM

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Darlene68 · 09-25-2009, 05:36 PM

Yup, that is a good one!

cynsir · 09-25-2009, 05:42 PM

Really Cute!!

wemple2 · 09-25-2009, 05:44 PM

I giggled...

snoopygirlaf · 09-25-2009, 07:10 PM

That was pretty cute...my hubby is still laughing

09-25-2009, 05:31 PM	#1
Princes mom YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,566	Very funny...I think A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" __________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much.

09-25-2009, 05:36 PM	#2
Darlene68 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 4,923	Yup, that is a good one! __________________ Darlene Bailey Blu & Jesse Bee

09-25-2009, 05:42 PM	#3
cynsir The 3 Musketeers Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cloquet, MN Posts: 738 Blog Entries: 1	Really Cute!! __________________ Cindy and Misty and Mazie and Cassie Max (3/31/08 - 6/1/09)

09-25-2009, 05:44 PM	#4
wemple2 Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois Posts: 9,666	I giggled... __________________ As Ever, Kathy Intruducing Bentley Winston and Spencer: RIP My Sweet Angels

09-25-2009, 07:10 PM	#5
snoopygirlaf Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Springtown, Texas, USA Posts: 292	That was pretty cute...my hubby is still laughing __________________ Loving my Winston