I haz the nicest Geordie accent in da wurld! ;)

ya'aalreet deein??

Whey aye pet ;)
Most members here probably couldnt understand a word I was saying if they heard my voice LOL. :p

i can't even read what you are saying.

hoo aboot a The Toon Broon???:)

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah might as well ay been in jail,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay ye own Broon Ale ;)

When I first came to the USA most people couldn't understand my Lancashire accent either.

I remember the day before we left England I had my hair done and had so much hair spray on it I just wanted to get it washed out when I got here.
We stayed with Bruce's grandmother in Cumberland, MD and Bruce took me to the local chemist (drug store). I asked for a lacquer removing shampoo and the clerk didn't understand me. I had to repeat myself three times and she still didn't understand me. Bruce thought it was funny, and he said to the clerk "You'll have to forgive my wife, she just arrived in the states and doesn't speak English yet"
He translated for me! It turned out that they didn't make a shampoo over here specifically for removing hair spray! But the clerk did tell Bruce that I obviously spoke better English than they did:D

Ah had te come te London,
Coz ah couldn't find ay job,
But ah don't intend te stay long,
If ah make ay few quick bob

It's cold up there it Summer,
It's like sitting inside ay fridge,
But ah wish ah was on the Quayside,
Looking at the owld Tyne Bridge

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah might as well ay been in jail,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay ye own Brown Ale,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
If ye never win the Cup again,
Ahl brave the dark at St. James's Park,
At the Gallowgate End in the rain,
Ahm coming home...

And ahm proud te be ay Geordie,
And te live in Geordie land,
Some people think wi bowdy,
And wi hard te understand,
And they say it's just self pitty,
And wi not so very tough,
Coz the people in the big fat City,
Haven't had it half as rough,

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ye can keep ye London wine,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay the River Tyne,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah wish ahd never been away,
Ahd kiss the ground for the welcome sound,
Of me mother saying hinny howay,
Ahm coming home...

And ah miss the auld blind busker,
Who stands at Fenwicks door,
He plays ay mean accordion,
Ye've arl seen him there before

And ah love the Geordie heroes,
There's so many famous names,
Like Lindisfarne and Gazza,
Brendan Foster and the Gateshead games

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah might as well ay been in jail,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay ye own Brown Ale,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
If ye never win the Cup again,
Ahl brave the dark at St. James's Park,
At the Gallowgate End in the rain

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ye can keep ye London wine,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay the River Tyne,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah wish ahd never been away,
Ahd kiss the ground for the welcome sound,
Of me mother saying hinny howay

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah might as well ay been in jail,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay ye own Brown Ale,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
If ye never win the Cup again,
Ahl brave the dark at St. James's Park,
At the Gallowgate End in the rain,
Ahm coming home Newcastle...

LOL
I went on holiday to Egypt this year and most of the egyptians couldnt understand a word I was saying.
I would go to the bar and ask for a coke, I would get beer or water! :confused:
A few times the egyptians over heard me and my BF speaking to each other and asked if we were russian or polish! I mean I know our accent is strong and can be hard to understand but come on LOL! :D

yay :)

Ive changed my location so I dont get mistaken for an irish girl again LOL :)

Layla will be signing up as soon as we get some measurements :) We were going to do the one earlier this year but missed out when she had her injury and surgery... but we're back on our feet and ready for this one!

You guys are SO funny. Tallulah and I were having a conversation yesterday about who she would get for a secret buddy, and she said, "Rahlly, dahling. It doesn't matter who I get -- they are all such maaaaahhhhhvelous dogs!"

Wow! Sounded just like Tallulah:)

Well, gorra go grab a cup o tay, me throttles as dree as a smitty's smut:)

Yay Layla glad you will be in it! It's our first:)