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I seen this and just could not stop laughing....:D

First time at a dog show, I'll tell you quite plain,
I'll never, no never go near one again,
The breeder said 'show him' when I bought the dog,
I showed him alright - the whole place was agog.

They gave me a number,
They gave me a pin,
But I just couldn't bear to stick the thing in,
So I rushed to the shop and bought some clear glue,
Stuck the card on his back whilst in the loo.

We arrived at the ringside to find we were first
In the puppy dog class, (this part was the worst),
We marched in together as fast as was able,
Arrived at the judge, who said 'up on the table'.

This really surprised me,
My skirt was quite tight.
And I just could not make it, try as I might,
The judge looked quite worried, he said 'listen here
Put your dog on the table, not you, my dear!'.

By now I was trembling, I felt such a fool,
But I said to myself 'play it cool, play it cool'
'How old?' said the judge,
And I heard him quite clear,
Well, really! I thought and said 'thirty next year!'

The steward, poor fellow, threw some kind of fit.
He spluttered, he coughed, and his eyes ran a bit,
'I'd have that cough seen to' I said to him
When he'd finally stopped, then he started again.

'Once round the ring dear, as quick as you can'
Said the judge, so I did, just ran and ran.
But when I arrived (out of breath, I admit)
The judge said, 'Your dog dear,' I felt such a twit!

Off round the ring again, I kept my head bent,
Oh the shame, my pup crouched, he went and he went.
The lady came running with bucket and spade,
With manure so pricey, had she got it made.

We came back to the judge who said with a frown,
'Stand your dog,' I said 'Sir he's not lying down.'
'You take the fist prize stand' said he, I said 'Ta',
What a job I had, getting the stand in the car!

:D Too funny!!

Too funny.... that would be me! :embar:

Well... maybe I'm not that bad....:p

hehe... That might be me. :)

Thanks for a good laugh!