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How many tricks? Just curious, how many tricks can your Yorkie do??? |
We've tried...I usually end up looking like an idiot.:rolleyes: |
Sit, stay, down, crawl, spin, other way, shake, heel, jump, tunnel, walk (teeter-totter, A frame, etc.), dance. That's about all he's taught me so far. |
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Starsky can sit, down, crawl, play dead, roll over, shake, come and leave it. Almost have stay down pretty good too. Shylah does nothing! Hehe |
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Hobbs can sit and fetch. That is about all. :rolleyes: The only trick Hootie can do is beg for food. She is very good at that one. :p |
Riley could sit, stand, lay, over, dead, kisses, talk, dance, up up, jump through hoop. All I can think of right off had. My husband always said he wish he could get his employees to do half that many. HA!! Forgot he could give you 5. |
lexi is pretty smart, she knows, sit, stay,jump,spin, up, laydown,bangbang, everyone goes just goes nutso over her when they see her doing tricks |
These little pups are so smart. Buddy can: 1. sit and stay 2. down and stay 3. give kisses on command 4. sits up and begs on count of 3 5. rolls over 6. comes 7. gets my slippers when asked(trouble is he won't give them back!) 8. gives paw, first right then left 9. leaves treat and makes eye contact with me until I release him to eat it. 10. Gives me high 5 11. Knows the difference between his bone, ball and hedgehog. Will get whatever is asked of him and bring it to you. 12. Does the crawl (my favorite):D Looking for more things to teach him. Any suggestions? Carol We practice every morning from 6:30-7:00 am. That is our quality time. |
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Teach it to make you breakfast! jk :p Hahaha how about dancing? |
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