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Caption this picture #74 1 Attachment(s) Here are the rules for joining in the fun: 1. Post Picture for one week (Sun. - Sat.) 2. The OP picks the Winning caption on Sat. 3. Post it on the thread and PM the winner, letting them know they're next. 4. New "Caption This Picture" thread starts the following week. 5. Include these instructions. http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/pho...n-picture.html Here's a picture from yesterday's little-dog meetup. It was 27 degrees Fahrenheit, so all the dogs were bundled up. The Doxie is Jackson and the pug is Gizmo. (I'm guessing on the names!) I wonder what they were discussing ... |
Jackson: Hey Gizmo, maybe you don't know this but this here is my turf. Gizmo: Well, lets just see about that. I may look little but you better look out Jackson. At least I am not wearing purple. Jackson: Says the pug wearing the long sweater dress. |
Jackson: Can you believe she dressed me like this? Gizmo: Don't even. . .Look at me . . . I look like one of the Sapranos. . . Johnny NoNeck |
Ha ha ha! You guys are getting this one off to a hilarious start! |
Gizmo: Go ahead. Do it. I dare you. Jackson: What???? Gizmo: Make fun of my sweater. I know you are going to. Jackson: Would I do that?????! (Snickers all the time) |
Jackson: Hey little dude. I like your necklace. It matches your sweater. Who picked out your clothes? Gizmo: Your momma. :p Jackson: :eek::eek::eek::eek: (I have a 15 year old. Your momma jokes are rampant around here!) |
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Jackson: Gimme that sweater! My butt is cold! Gizmo: Not on your life! Besides, I already peed on it! Jackson: Lucky you! I can't pee, my pee-er is froze!:D |
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Jackson says "Hows come your nose is so long do you tell porkies" Gizmo replies " How come your nose is squashed in did you forget the dog door was locked" |
Jackson "I think Mum has got our clothes muddled again, your jackets to short and my jersey is too long, but you can keep your harness I'm a grown up I wear a collar' Gizmo " Ok lets swap but I'm keeping my scarf my neck is longer than yours and it's freezing" Gizmo "Oh and you're not older than me it's just Mum doesn't want to strangle me" Jackson "MMMMUUUUUMMM Gizmos being nasty" |
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So many funny captions already! :p Gizmo channeled Meryl Streep from "Devil Wears Prada" while assessing Jackson's attire. Gizmo: "We'll let you play this time, but we need to do something about your color choices before next week's meetup. That is so last year..." |
Jackson: Did it ever occur to you that if you were far sighted, and I was near sighted, neither one of us could see what our noses were sniffin? Gizmo: Please don't ask me to explain why I'm cross eyed. Sometimes, I wish I was far sighted. |
Gizmo " Weiner Weiner Weiner! " Jackson " Porkchop Porkchop Porkchop! Jackson " Hey Gizmo are you dressed up for halloween? with that face it has to be for something! Gizmo " Oh yea! Did you know we have the same Momma? Gotcha This time ! |
Gizmo- " Hey Jackson wanna go to the Holloween party with me? Jackson- " Sounds good to me, I will go has a hot dog , and you won't have to wear a mask.. you already have one on! Jackson : Whoa Dude! where did you get that outfit? from the salvation army? Gizmo " No your momma gave it to my momma so it used to be yours! :p:p |
Caption Either "Does my bum look big in this?" |
OMG, you guys are KILLING me! With all that trash-talking, no wonder dog fights break out when you least expect it! |
Gizmo: I got my sweater at Barktoria's Secret on sale for 35 dollars! Jackson: Really? For 35 dollars, I went to Scruffies and got this Jacket, Harness, Scarf AND had money leftover for a bully stick! |
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I will be choosing a winner in a few hours. Last chance to win it with a last-minute zinger! |
Gizmo: Hey dude your momma needs to buy you some underpants. Or at least a sweater like mine to cover you up! I mean really!!! This isn't a strip joint you know! |
OK, I sorta gave this away because it made me chuckle the first time, but the winner is CHA CHA! I really liked a lot of them, especially Suda's nose jokes, but when all was said and done this made me laugh the hardest. Quote:
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Congrats Shelly!! Can't wait to see your picture! |
Congratulations! |
Thanks! I'll post a pic by the end of the day. I am spending the day with family and ill have the kids help me choose something or take one of their own. |
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