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Don't worry! Still funny! :eyetearss |
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Please do not read the following if you get offended easily, this is for adults only. While scouting a herd of buffalo one day with his trusted companion and consultant Thor, the chief said, "I’m bewildered, I know the buffalo will feed and clothe my people, but according to ancient tradition, every piece of an the animal must be used before the animal can be sacrificed. I’ve thought of a use for everything except the buffalo’s big wampum, I just haven’t got a clue as to what we can use that for." Thor’s eyes lighted up, and he replied, “Don’t worry Chief, I’ve got this covered”, and thus Bully Sticks were born (formally known as big wampum sticks). Because of Thor’s willingness to think “outside the box” Thor will go down in history as the world’s first . . . |
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I WOULD be offended... but this actually is not the worst thing Thor has tried to eat. :eek: |
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Thor: Hurry young brave, run faster! Young Brave: What did you do now, Thor? The women are so angry. Thor: Why do they call them buffalo chips if you can't eat them? |
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I think Cha Cha pretty much nailed it. :D |
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Brave, after smelling a disgusting odor: "Horse!" Thor, thought bubble: Sweet, I pulled it off again! Brave, minutes later, after smelling another: "HORSE! Dammit!" Thor, thought bubble: This is awesome! No one suspects the tiny Yorkie. I'm gonna squeeze off another. Brave: "HORSE! Buck that stinkin' dog off your back before he poops on you!" |
Um, mom, this is not what I had in mind when I said we should get a Mustang. |
YORKIE INJUSTICES IN AMERICAN HISTORY Chippewa Brave Quick Silver was credited with coming up with a new way for the White Man to send mail across the country -- the Pony/Yorkie Express. He rode from town to town on horseback, and his trusted Yorkie Thor carried the mail from home to home, saving valuable time and energy. Unfortunately for the valiant Thor, the White Man shortened the name. |
Really mom? Are you making me sit her for a picture? What a minute....I am the mighty Thor! I be a looking studly. Ok, I am striking a pose. This one is for all the girl Yorkies out there. Man, I sure look good! |
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