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Shortly after this publicity photo was taken, Thor "Velvet" Jones was taken into custody for operating the largest Yorkie brothel in the west. "Bitches Galore" was shut down by authorities, and vets have since reported a spike in neutering services. |
:lol tears I'm going to have a major headache on Saturday picking just one... but man, these are hilarious. :D |
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OMG !! funny funny stuff . . . . ROFLMAO :yelrotflm |
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Thor: "I resent being exploited for some Hallmark profit-driven made-up holiday. Admittedly, my deeply held convictions are no match for the treat jar." |
Dear AlaskaYorkie, Please accept this photo of me in way of apology for my mama no-showing at our planned Christmas meetup. I was as devastated as you. Longing to meet you, Thor, the wannabe AlaskaYorkie |
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Feeling lonely tonight? Want a real man to talk dirty to? Call 1-800-ThorTheStud. I'll treat you like a dog. |
I'm really afraid of girls. My Mommie is making me do this. I would say help, come get me... but I don't know where I am. I just know that I don't want to be here. So if you happen to see me as you pass by, just quietly pick me up and carry me away, far, far away, like Alaska. I promise I will be a good dog. Forever. :D |
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Well, if I were choosing :p |
Chippendales dancer - Thor, offers up pearls to the ladies tonight! |
Thor hated his job as the Yorkie Doctor of Love and he dreamed of leaving it all behind to move to Alaska |
Mike, don't forget to send the $5 for posting that caption. |
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You know you guys are making the judging easier on QS! |
I thought this was one of the funniest caption threads ever, but it's taken a very ugly turn. The winner this week is peachbongi! . . . . Shh! Don't move! Be very very still...there's chocolate behind me. Mommy said Chocolate can kill a dog if he's not careful." . . . . Not only is her caption hilarious, but she is one of the noble few who didn't rally behind my nemesis. :mad: |
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Woohoo! Congrats, Peach! And thanks to all my supporters. ;p Nah, great photo and great captions! QS, you turned out to be a pretty good sport. Well, at least when I called 1-800-Quicksilver! :p |
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Congratulations Peachbongi!! I loved your chocolate caption. Great choice Quicksilver. |
I wonder if Peachbongi won due to their name...? Just kidding! Congratulations!!! Can't wait to caption yours! |
Congrats Michelle. This was certainly a fun one, but then I love them all! Can't wait to see the next one. |
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Haha, that is pretty funny! Congrats Peachbongi....can't wait to see your photo! :) |
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Congrats to the winner, cant wait for new pic. ! |
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Funny!!! Okay, really, are you and Mike related? Bongi is short for my last name which is the same as Bon Jovi's. What is the real name of Jon Bon Jovi You pronounce it like BONJEE. :D :p Thanks everyone! I'm off to look at what is in my picture files. This was a really fun one and hilarious captions. |
He was my surrogate father in another life...LoL..he has yet to have the 'visions' realizing this. |
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