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Had a hard time finding an inspiring pic. Here's one of a failed Christmas photo shoot...Rocco getting up close and personal with a santa prop.

Santa, where are you from? You don't look like Santa Paws.

Dear Santa....please send bully sticks. (Whisper) Mommy won't let me hab dem. But if you send em....she can't say no.

EDITED PHOTO: Sorry, didn't realize it posted so small. Hope this is better:

Santa is that you? I thought you wore da red suit? Yep I think it's you. I smell da milk and cookies on your breath.

Listen Santa, I've sent my list 3 times and you still haven't brought my presents. So what's the problem??? And don't listen to mom - I've been a very good boy!

1. "How do you get your beard so long and white? You gotta give me the name of your groomer!"

2. "So, you're the guy everyone is talking about, huh? What do I got to do to get a few bully sticks in my stocking?"

3. "Hhhmmmm, wonder if peeing on Santa will put me on the naughty list? Better not risk it."


Btw, I love that it is a Christmas theme photo!

Santa: OUCH! Yes! The beard is REAL! #%*! kids!

Ooooh Santa! Are you wreally Santa? I weally wlike your big fwluffy bweard. Did you bwring me one too? Ohhh let me wook. Hmmm.... oh boy, num num num, cwookie cwumbs. You gots anyfink else in der? Ooooh, and can I be dat #1 wreindeer dis year for yous? Oh pwease oh pwease oh pwease! Can I can I can I pwease! What's his name, Wudolffff or somtin. Mommy wets me drive all da time. I can do it! Pwease oh pwease oh pwease? I'll be a very good waindeer for you Santa, I pwomise. And I is fast, very fast. I would be da fastestest waindeer you eva seen! We would get da job done in no time fwatt. Ahhhhhchooooo! Oh Santa, I fink I awergic to you! But dat's otay, I would be up in da fwont and won't bes able to smell dat stinky beard. And you won't sneesz cause I is hypoawergentic anywayz, I fink dats what dey sayz. I'm a Yorkie, I fink. Or is I a Bad Bad Boy? Or is dat my name? Or my name might be Don't Pee on That! Datz otay dough, I answer to all of dem if you hav tweats. I do anyfink for tweats you knos. And I very very fwast. Did I tell yous dat alweady? I can rwun wike gweased lightenin! I can run likes da wind! Da wind used ta bwoe fru my hairs till Mommie had dem all cut off. Dat is why I need your bweard. I feel kinda nekked under dis coat. My nwose don't bwink, but I could fwash peoples when we go by. Pwease Santa wet me go wit choo. Pwease! But I have to be back by 9 ocwock cause dat is my bedtime. Dat's what my Mommie seyz any wayz. Mommie's always right, you knows. I tired now, I gonna go take a naps.... don't forget to come get me.... I'll be waiting here for you Santa.... I wuff you..... see you water Santa... zzzzzzzzzz

:D

Hello Father Christmas - I hearz u getz cookies... let me check for crumbs in your beard :D

"Psst Hey You" Yea you, wearing dat golden santa suit...

You ain't foolin nobody !!

"I saw Santa at the Mall last week and you ain't no Santa"

But if ya want me to help you keep up the ruse... I only gots one thing to say to ya"

BUllYsticks . . Enough said !!

"Oh no wait. . yea, NO thats two things. Got IT ?

I expect delibery no later than the Eve of Christmas or the gigs up.

Now buzz off before I gets real angry and bites ya!

So, I see you met my mamma'
She's goes a bit overboard when it comes to this time of year!

I thought I had it bad when she put me in this sweater and scarf. At least I'm not wearrin no stinkin Dress.

Oohhhhh Santa, food gets stuck in your beard too! I'll clean that up for ya.

Oh my gosh, what great responses already...I'm cracking up! Keep 'em coming. :D

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"Santa, how do your keep beard from picking up dried grass, leaves, and sticks when you are running around outside? I have a heck of a time with mine!"

"OK, Listen to me big guy! I'm the star of this picture. You're just a prop. Got that? Remember your place and everything will be just fine! "