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OMGsh, I am dying over here! :sidesplt::sidesplt::sidesplt: My DD & I cannot stop laughing at the captions so far...I'm gonna have really bust out the creative thinking cap! |
I (chomp) told you, (chomp, chomp) jackrabbit starts (chomp) were not allowed Iggy!! (CHOMP!) |
Imagine you are an Announcer at the National Greyhound trials: In the last stretch of the competition it's Iggy leading the pack.... In the near distance coming up from the rear "OH NO" It's ...what? ... A Maltese ? :eek: Yes ladies and gentlemen it is.... Daisy coming from the Rear end of things, trying to take Iggy out of this competition. Yes, Yes.... This is just too much... ladies and gentlemen! A tight ended competition between the crowd favorite and the scrappy maltese out of no where attempting to nip this race in the (BUTT) and win this competition. :D The Green flag is out. IGGY....giving it everything he has, He's on his last leg of the competition and he does it Iggy wins by a nose. In a very close race Daisy the Under Dog takes second place by no more than a Tails length !! |
Never fear Daisy...just hold on to me and I'll get us there pronto! |
The difference between running a race and running for your life:eek: Oh S***, where did he come from!!!! |
"Get back here you little grasshopper! Wait.. tastee! Is that a 5 star food you're on? |
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Thanks...! Ok here is another one: Yikes....Holy B-jeezzzous should I ZIGG or should I ZAG ... I'm SO Confused right now. :eek: |
Pheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......Breaking wind like that is so unfair :D:eek::eek::eek: |
Iggy: "Oh, I should have never led her on like that. One date and now she's got me by the tail!". |
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"OOK OK!!! I'm SORRY i called you a poodle!!! Don't get your fur in a bunch!!!!" |
And Iggy said I'd have to shave all my body fur to ever catch her! :rolleyes: |
OMG, I'm NEVER going to be able to decide! Unfortunately, I have to rush to work right now, so the winner won't be announced until the wee hours of the morning :( Feel free to submit any more before then. |
Daisy ~ :note2:"I\'ve got a tiger by the tail it\'s plain to see I won\'t be much when you get through with me Well I\'m a losing weight and I\'m turning mighty pale Looks like I\'ve got a tiger by the tail" :note: |
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