Originally Posted by bchgirl

Oh mercy...good one. :clapsmile

I don't think even I can think 2000 posts back....here ya go, Heather....welcome back....

Teri's daughter Megan went to disneyland and was an abnormal teenage girl as she did not morph into Regan from the Exorcist.
BM is vacationing at a beautiful house in FL, for 2 weeks, beginning Friday, including her oldest son, but will quit YT cold turkey, no laptop. BM's son is graduating and she choke us up with her "your the best kid ever" speech.
Gina broke her foot but instead of going to the emergency....got all the medical attention she needed right here. She still has not paid all her co-pays.
Sneri's son went to prom and she staged their photos outside the biggest house she could find in NJ.
Sneri and Teri had another meet up no one else was invited to. Then the uninviteds had to ooh and ahh over their meet up pictures.
RR's Bailey's birthday was last Saturday. She got drunk at his birthday celebration AND open HER presents BEFORE her birthday. Now she'll have nothing to open.
The fastest break up/make up occurred on a thread outside of this one, but we discussed it HERE. We also discussed the Brangelina affair.
Speaking of affairs...we have talked Family Affair into the ground. But just so you know, Johnny WHITAKER is still alive. Check out his website.
Kimmee's mom took her demonic dog and her angelic sister to the groomer and she needs to pm KD with her chicken recipe.
Courtney is still having treatments but feels good enough to stay up later than the rest of us here. By default, she is RR's AA sponsor. RR relapsed while Courtney was busy camping....
When you quit a job at Sneri's they give you a car. Which is better than the prize one of the assistant's has. :rolleyes:
Gina added movies to her I don't do list. At least 45 of her posts told us she was going shopping. Shopping Gina still does. Princess has her own paypal account and loves to snipe on eBay.
Along with annotated bibliographies....we had bomb making class, write in big words class, and quote class. WRITE IN BIG LETTERS ability only lasted for 15 minutes, before admin fixed that.
All of our favorites toys sell for too much money on eBay except for Sneri's doll with the chewed off foot.
None of us will buy a new bathing suit again, because the safety stripe isn't safe at all.
And last but not least....our thread has not been locked in the last 2 weeks.

Whatever I left out wasn't important....:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by teri88

Gotta tell you what my monster dd did last night. She got some kind of microphone thingy for her computer. It reminds me of that skinny little one they used to use on MatchGame. Anyway, she recorded herself singing "I Dreamed a Dream" which she is singing for her tryouts for Grease on Saturday. She was playing it for me, and I started goofing around and grabbed the microphone and started singing that old song "Sing, Sing a Song", may have been the Carpenters, not sure. Anyway...brat recorded. Got a big laugh, ha ha. No, I can't sing like her. That is not the bad part. AK has been telling her he wanted to hear her sing. Guess which one she sent him "by accident"??????? She is so dead. And I can only hope that you-know-who doesn't post it somewhere.:eek:

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

You tell that story and We're sick?! :rolleyes: lol

Originally Posted by sneri13

I have been told by my kids please don't sing.. I am not allowed to sing in the car. At home. When DD was about 3 she told me Mommy please don't sing to me anymore. It's really bad.:eek: :eek: In dancing school we were going to sing with our dance until teacher heard.. WHOLE class sung like me. Needless to say we aren't allowed to sing there either.

Teri love the fortune cookie story. Reagan from the exorcist came to mind with that one.

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Oh boy oh boy oh boy....me and Bonnie got a visit from the man in the brown truck...he brought a present!!

Youngest called me on the way home from work...Can I open it :eek: No...not til I get home...we have to take pictures ;) That pretty much confirmed it for them...I'm over the edge :rollingey Told them..you don't understand...I might get kicked off YT if I don't take pics :D

Deb sent Bonnie a belated Birthday present (belated because her bad Mommy doesn't know when her bday is )...Freeze dried Ice Cream (which gets a :thumbup: from the 15 yr old & Bonnie) a cupcake toy (which she is already squeaking) and some Peanut butter animal snackers treats! And I got a :ladybug: and one of the famous Yorkie Kitchen Towel (which the 15 yr old looks at and says...it has Bonnie's name on it..No son, that says bone...not Bonnie it's going to be another 3 long years :rolleyes: ) and a nice card from Deb! It is always nice to get a surprise visit from the big brown truck!!

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Funny Teri!! I have a fortune story too. Maybe ya'll have done this before. We go out to Chinese food often in my family and ever since I was very little, when it was time to open a fortune, you read what it said followed by "IN BED"! The kids were never allowed to play. Well when I finally got older and understood what was going on my parents allowed me to play. We still play everytime we eat fortune cookies and the funniest thing is we have a waitress, the same one for the last 15+ years at the same Chinese place. She knows us by name and always grabs a cookie for herself and says "IN BED" afterwards. It's hilarious.

On my wedding night, my mom gave my husband and I each a fortune cookie to open as a joke. Mine said........you will gain patience through practice "IN BED" :omg it was perfect LMAO

Originally Posted by KimMee's Mom

ok how many pages do I have to read?

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL, That was a lot of catching up to do!!!
But looks like you all had fun!:D
Yep, sad day here, wasn't easy, but coming home with pages to read was great! Thanks!!!:2hearts2:
Very nice service, kids still in shock. I'll see them later next week.
It's been a really long day. Hope you all have a great night,
LOL, don't know why I said that, you won't read it till morning:p
Anyway, thanks for being here for me, :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Good Night All!:2hearts2: :2hearts2:

Originally Posted by KimMee's Mom

it's been fun - I am signing off too good night ladies- night Teri

Originally Posted by teri88

I am so excited! I came home from work today and there was a package waiting for me. FOR ME! I never get good stuff in the mail! Deb sent me the infamous yorkie towel. My family has been warned that sudden death will occur if anyone touches it. It's really cute!

And, I'm inducted into the :ladybug: club!!! It's so cute. DD tried to steal it, but I wouldn't let her get away with that.

Thanks Deb, and Tucker loved his cookies. He is such a junk food junkie! Sorry, no pictures of me sticking my head in the box.

Originally Posted by teri88

Geez, isn't it past your bedtime???

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Hmmmm, only took a mere 18 minutes for a snide comment.....:rolleyes:

I think UPS left a package at your house by mistake. They'll be contacting you tomorrow to return it..and please get the dog cookies OUT of your dog too. ;)

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Hmmmm, only took a mere 18 minutes for a snide comment.....:rolleyes:

I think UPS left a package at your house by mistake. They'll be contacting you tomorrow to return it..and please get the dog cookies OUT of your dog too. ;)

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I just spit my crystal lite all over my screen. Deb you are too much. Now stop so I can take a drink lol.

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Hmmmm, only took a mere 18 minutes for a snide comment.....:rolleyes:

I think UPS left a package at your house by mistake. They'll be contacting you tomorrow to return it..and please get the dog cookies OUT of your dog too. ;)

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

HOw the heck did you post before I posted and you quoted me???

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL,
you posted the same thing twice.;) ;) ;)

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

OK I'm a retard. THat's what I get for cooking dinner, watching 5 kids and two furbabies and trying to post all at once lol.

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL,
you posted the same thing twice.;) ;) ;)

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Yeah, but the true miracle is that YOU posted inbetween her double posts....oooo, kinda like a Gina hocus pocus :eek:

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

I was impressed how quickly she found it, I'd still be looking.

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

GOOD MORNING! It's Thursday,and I have to go to the dentist in 15 minutes...:eek: Where is dentist drilling smilie?! Part of my filling came out weeks ago and I panicked and called that day, thinking it would hurt to eat or drink.. nope, don't even notice it, so now they call and say come today and we'll fix it,, hmmm, why? It's fine...:rolleyes: So think of me at 8:45.
I'll be back...