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Make The Poster Below You SMILE 1 Attachment(s) I put a :presents2: in the title because I think its truly a gift to make others smile :D Lets post pictures or jokes or words of wisdom to make the poster below you smile and feel compelled to make a heartfelt post in response!! I will go first Attachment 364869 did you crack a smile??? :D:D:D |
just so I am clear... you want me to make the person below me smile? And you want pics too?:eek: |
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One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked: "Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. I lived in downtown Toronto and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city." Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man. When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Again Satan asked the Torontonian, "Are you hot and uncomfortable yet?" The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Toronto. I'm coping it just fine." Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. He also saw the Torontonian jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air. "This looks promising!" thought Satan. Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting: "The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!" |
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If this doesn't make you smile and go awwwww...nothin will:) Attachment 364889 |
1 Attachment(s) Ok, sorry but here is a little teacher humor. :D |
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1 Attachment(s) I am loving this! We all need a good smile. :) |
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1 Attachment(s) So, this dog who is limping and walking on only three legs walks into an old west saloon. He sees the dancing girls on the stage, the piano player playing the piano, the gamblers playing poker and the bar keep behind the bar. So, the dog slaps down a dog cookie on the bar and says... "I'm looking for the hombre who shot my paw!" He may have had a cowboy hat too, but, I'll bet he didn't have cool goggles like mine to wear with his hat!Attachment 364907 |
A very wealthy Texan dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter showed him all the wonders of Heaven, but nothing could compare to the Lone Star state in the man's eyes. St. Peter showed him the many heavenly mansions everywhere you looked but the Texan told him of many billionaires' larger and fancier luxury homes peppering Dallas, Houston and the miles of Texas ranchland. St. Peter then took him through the glimmering streets of gold but the Texan said he seen more gold in the teeth of his Texas ranch hands. Showed him the jewel-encrusted foundation stones of the walls of Heaven and the Texan said he'd seen far more spectacular jewelry at the Cattle Baron's Ball. St. Peter, almost chagrined with this prideful old Texas tycoon, thought for a minute and then smiled coyly to himself. St. Peter escorts the Texan to the edge of Hell. He has the man look down into the hotly raging fires of Hell, leaping 4500 feet in the air, massive clouds of smoke and soot billowing wildly through the roiling flames, incinerating everything in sight in only seconds, and wiping sweat as the temperature around the two soared in only a matter of seconds soaring from the huge boiling Lake of Fire, asks with something approaching a smirk, "You have anything like that in Texas?" The Texan sighed resignedly, rocks back a little on the heels of his boots and hands in his pockets, looks earnestly at St. Peter and said "No.......that we don't ------ but I know a good 'ol boy down 'ner in Houston who could put 'er out fer ya purty quick." (This was a joke that circulated around Texas after the death of Red Adair.) |
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