No one is bored except you B :rolleyes:

I win

I am not bored....I have not said I am bored.....what I have said is that it did not take long to get back to the crap postings.

I, among others, come in here for a laugh and to learn things and at times we achieve that.

Other people just use YT to boost a post count posting any rubbish they can just to show off how many posts thay have done. Most of the posts are crap like "I WIN" or other such crap nothing in the post of interest or to bring a smile to a face.

I do not believe that the aim of YT is to see who can post the most and I do not believe it is a competition either. I was under the impression that it was a social group where people can get together and learn or have fun.

As to why the post count is so important I have no clue but there must be a reason.

The title of this thread is self explanatory if you are the last person to post then you are winning it does not say you have to post the same words over and over and over again page in page out. People have said that those are the only two words needed in this thread. Yes I agree they are but surely intelligence and fun and enjoyment and interest and amusing are all things which could be incorporated in it making life that little bit more fun.

I have my own views as to why repetitive posting is used but I will not voice it here as I may just get banned.

Do I now have to say.....

I WIN ?????????????????????????????????????

No cause I win :D

I win

What a shame it is when a person you expect better from fails to live up to your expectations.

Now we have talked about blue pills,airlines posted many good jokes so now and then when we get back to the I win thing This gives you oppurtunity to start talking about something else B We have all joined in. Just waiting for your lead. lol Oh and good morning all

Lol I just did it to turn the screw! Oooh did she say screw?

Yes please

I screw! I mean, I win! Lolol

No I can't. I have a headache.

Was it the flight that caused it dear ...lol

I win :animal-pa:animal-pa:animal-pa

No, I won't blame you. I blame my Chronic Migraine disorder. :mad:

One day old man Brian and his wife Betty went to the Illinois State Fair.


There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person.

Brian looks to Betty and says, "Betty, I think I really should try that."


Betty replies, "I know you want to Brian, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10."



So Brian goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Brian wants to ride, but Betty says no money.
(we all know she says the same thing over and over)


Finally, when Brain and Betty are both about 70 years old, Brian looks to Betty, and says, "Betty, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane."



Betty replies in the same old fashion (as she does), and Brian kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...


The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you.

I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free.

But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Betty and Brian look at each other, and agree to take the ride.


The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound.

The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Brian and says,

"Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff."

Brian looks back at the pilot and says,

"Well, I was gonna say something when Betty fell out, but $10 is $10!

Thats right B

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

Look at you go B you have me laughing

I'll take a win on hump day!

Betty and her friend met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news.

A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

Betty bet her friend $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the friend replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the Betty gave the redhead the $50 she owned.

The friend said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." but Betty said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the friend said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."


Betty replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

If I have brought even just a smile to your face today ...then....I am most definitely....A Winner :D

:eyetearss:eyetearss I am guessing this was a blonde joke Not a Betty you better be nice to her she will not be meeting you on any planes or the fifth floor and she will flush those blue pills

Too late to worry about that...she fell out the plane (see above page 1345) ;)

i did see that she fell out

I heard that she jumped :wavey:

I heard that she didn't have a "jump" left in her.....:p

Don't believe everything that you hear ;)

Jumped to get away not fell. Lol

No parachute either she left them under my pillow :D:D