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Why do humans like to state the obvious? We have an odd tendency to say things that are obvious to everyone present, like, "It's cold outside," or, "It's raining." or "I Win" If we are as intelligent and logical as we say we are, why don't we tell others strictly important information that is less apparent. Why not just give information when we are asked for it? Wouldn't that be more efficient? :D:D;):p:) |
Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. * Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. * Don't cut your hair. Ever. * Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect gift. * If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. * Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. * Don't ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint, shotguns, or monster trucks. * Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different. It's just like every other cat. * A dog is better than ANY cat. Period. * Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. * Shopping is not a sport. * Anything you wear is fine. Really. * You have enough clothes. * You have too many shoes. * Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect him to submit to it. * Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an idiot. * Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. * No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark important days on a calender. * Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look good with your dress? * Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. * A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. * Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. * Foreign movies are best left to foreigners. * Check your oil. * Don't give him 50 rules when 25 will do. * It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz together. * Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. * If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret women, don't expect us to act like soap opera men. * If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one. * You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it done -not both. * Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. * Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as bad as you do. * Telling him that the models in men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading them. * The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months. |
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'Things Are Not Always As They Seem' Things are not always as they seem It depends on where and how you look. The covers aren’t always appealing it seems On any given…or well written book. Digging deeper inside maybe you’ll see The beauty of God’s love lying within. All the colours of God’s rainbow Hues of many colours… painted from within. Take a deeper look my friend And you’ll be surprised at what you’ll see. Love, Joy and God’s, ” Holy Spirit” All of which He’s left for you and me. |
Still winning |
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'Things Are Not Always As They Seem' Things are not always what they seem As indispensable yourself you must never deem For while you feel all-important To acknowledge you the other party is reluctant Soot that you are: You are dispensable. The cold is past; Even firewood is now dispensable And change being the only unchanging Priorities have changed For dead Joseph has been replaced By a Pharaoh estranged So that while you gloat over your achievement The world around you experiences a revolution Soon there's a new development And you are no longer the solution Better to let the world praise you Than to praise yourself For they decide when praise is due And when you ought to comport yourself Next time your achievements all doth behold And with satisfaction you beam Remember that all that glitters is not gold That things are not always what they seem! Even if you think you win !! |
Hi Brian |
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Hi Ann |
Good afternoon Betty |
I win :hide2: |
That didn't look like a confident win :yeahthat: :number1ri |
winner here :D |
That's more like it, :bravo: but... :we're #1: |
Go Tessa only 6 more to go :congrats: |
I win! |
I win! |
I win |
I win! (Boring, but still true!) |
It is fun when that big UPS truck comes rolling in with all of my presents ;) |
This is our 250th post! Yeah baby!! :excited2::happyboun:woof: :elephant: :woohoo: :headspin: :rockhard::cheer::panic: Okay maybe that was a bit much :rolleyes: [YT GE here we come!] |
This is so strange, can anyone explain to me why the post count is so important. People seem to be hell bent of getting as many posts as possible and I just do not understand why. there has to be a reason so please if you know the answer educate me !! :rolleyes: |
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"I win" is a final statement meaning it is all over now, it is the end of the competition or race nothing follows this. It is just the same as saying "I won". This automatically makes your statement wrong as you should have said "I am winning" which is a progressive statement. So, once again you get pushed out of position, win, winning or won, you are not one of them. :D:p:p:p:p |
Hey the winner here ;) |
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Oh LOOK.......the thread is still open...did the "winner here" lose then ????? |
The English language must be the most difficult language in the world yet in UK...the young kids speak it .....:D |
Brian is so sweet today |
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