Oh sure

I get the thread to myself an every one gets jealous

A true king is not jealous of his subjects.

I'm never jealous of the lower subjects in my kingdom

The subjects lower than you in your kingdom would be the....court jester?

The jester is below the king ??

No - the only one below YOU is the jester! :D

Cap'n is always last; so he IS the jester.

And since you are always second, dear maxdog, that makes you the Queen! 8O

You do see the irony of your post don't you?? :)

Daily postal travails for my item that was sent to Chicago of all places. :/

It took a full 24 hours for Chitcago to get my PRIORITY package to MO. LOL That's not counting the 7 days Chicago played ping pong with my package between the two post offices and all the time they had it in customs as well. That place is unbelievable!

April 13, 2017, 7:26 pm Arrived at USPS Facility HAZELWOOD, MO 63042
Your item arrived at our USPS facility in HAZELWOOD, MO 63042 on April 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
April 12, 2017, 6:37 am In Transit to Destination
April 10, 2017, 11:37 pm Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO IL METRO SURFACE HUB
April 10, 2017, 2:32 pm In Transit to Destination
April 9, 2017, 2:32 pm Departed USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60666
April 9, 2017, 2:32 pm Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60666
April 8, 2017, 11:20 pm Departed USPS Facility CHICAGO IL METRO SURFACE HUB
April 8, 2017, 7:17 pm Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO IL METRO SURFACE HUB
April 8, 2017, 10:13 am Departed USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60666
April 7, 2017, 8:06 am Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60666
April 6, 2017, 11:20 pm Departed USPS Facility CHICAGO IL METRO SURFACE HUB
April 6, 2017, 11:43 am Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO IL METRO SURFACE HUB
April 5, 2017, 8:05 pm Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60666
April 5, 2017, 8:05 pm Inbound Out of Customs
Origin Post is Preparing Shipment
March 30, 2017, 2:20 am Processed Through Facility FRANKFURT/FLUGHAFEN, GERMANY
March 29, 2017, 6:05 pm Acceptance GERMANY

Anybody know if the sorting center in MO is competent? I am praying they don't send it back to Chicago!

I went thru this with Amazon

Never did get my order :(

You live in Illinois. Ack! If I were you, I would never order anything that utilizes the US Postal Service if your packages go through that hell hole that my poor package has been circling the drain in. I read that Chicago is by far the worst service center in the nation.

I've never gotten anything thru Chicago

Because it never arrived, or you are lucky and your packages come through a different sort center?

Notice the 666s? Appropriate zip code.

I do know I'll never order anything if it says it's coming directly from China again

Did it come through New York or Chicago. I order stuff near daily from China and rarely have a problem. It's slow, but it does eventually get here. I suspect your seller was a thief. :(

Most definitely

Late sneak in win.

Where is everyone looking for Easter eggs

No Easter eggs here, just sun and clouds and a balmy 55 degrees :)

Whoa

70 on our way to 80

nooner win

Are you working an posting today

I am now

Slow day. Good Friday.

I was closing the thread and declaring myself a winner

OK...

Ooops

Thanks for letting me win

No problem! :D