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Wife finds her husband up alone at night. As she watches him wipe a tear from his eye "What's the matter?" He says"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" The wife touched his arm caring says "Yes, I do. "You remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years" "I remember" she replies softly. He cries "I would have gotten out today |
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Think about this... A woman spends all night sexying up for her man when he gets home from work .She even makes a special trip to pick up some yummy bake good smelling body fragrance. They haven't ya know in about 2 weeks because he is so tired...She has the whole house lit in candle light. Her husband opens the door and says "ohh something smells sooo good...." She replies "yes it's me I'm your desert tonight!" He shrugged away and says "Honey I'm too tired tonight" SILENCE .... then he quietly ask her "So what are u fixing for dinner?" She replies "Oh but honey your too tired to eat!" |
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and a dumb one does to |
or too.....if one was not dumb ;) |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Huntin". 4. The CPU has a gun rack mount. 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter". |
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