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God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett |
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams |
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts - Author Unknown |
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” ~ Bruce Almighty |
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty' - Teddy Roosevelt |
“Do you know the best way for a guy to impress a girl at the gym? The best way is to do pull-ups . . . pull up in a corvette, pull up in a Rolls Royce, pull up in a Cadillac.” ~ Late Night with Conan O’Brien |
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch |
Love is never having to say you're sorry--Jennifer (LOVE STORY) |
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else - James Agate |
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." Maya Angelou |
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. Jean Giraudoux |
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell - Harry S Truman |
Play it again Sam~~~ Humphrey Bogart <?> |
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