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I ban QS for thinking laws apply to the Dictator. I write the laws -- and I alone enforce them. As for ionist discrimination abled polarity, it is claptrap and therefore should be ignored by all who read it. |
I ban Mike for taunting me about my polaric disability. :cry: Ionism is not something to be proud of in this day and age. I bet you park in handicapped parking spots too. |
I ban QS for not being proud of yourself. If you could be proud of a partially trained nose work dog, you should be able to accept your own limitations. |
I ban Mike so that I can start my day out right. :daisy: |
I ban Kristimo for starting your day with a rude gesture. Whatever happened to good ol' American kindness? |
There you go, imposing your American culture on everyone without an ounce of sensitivity. Banned for jingoism. |
I ban QS for being obsessed with ists and isms. |
I ban Mike for trying to deflect from his ionism, which he knows is indefensible. |
I ban QS for being a ridiculist who practices absurdism. |
Don't go too far, or I will zap you with lightning. I can do it. I have the polarity. |
I ban QS for ) Not banning anyone; ) to direct you to the Zap the Person Above You Thread. |
I ban Mike for playing with fire. Technically, you're playing with lightning, but same difference. Also for those weird little squares in your post. They displease me. |
I ban QS for, oh, so many reasons. First, because you see no difference between lightning and fire. There is a huge difference. Second, you showed weakness in revealing that the 'little squares' in my post displease you. That is valuable information for me. Fourth (I'll get to third later), by revealing you see little squares, I know you don't have an iPhone, or at least a particular iPhone ap, which shows smilies instead of squares. Again, valuable information I can use against you someday. Lastly, or third, for alternating your banning times today. That displeases me. I prefer to wait until the QSilvering hour before I tackle your particular brand of riff-raff. |
I ban Mike for A. Owning an iPhone B. Using an app that makes retarded boxes show up on your ban when no one is going to see the icon they are meant to be C. For banning in paragraph form... |
I ban Jenni for her bias against IPhones. |
I ban Kristimo for only banning jenni for Part A of her ban of me. She should have been ridiculed for the whole thing. |
I ban Mike for thinking I should do his dirty work. I'm only here to defend Apple products. :rolleyes: |
I ban Maximo for defending ALL Mac Products, when only iPhones and iPads are defensible. |
I ban QS for overusing the word "defensible" today. I think it's because you started posting earlier. It's thrown you off your game. |
I ban Mike for not only using weird little squares, but BEING a weird little square. :biggrin: |
I ban QS for laughing at your own jokes. Who does that? |
I ban Mike for denying me the joy I so generously share with my humor. |
I ban QS for having an imaginary friend, because I certainly see no humor in your posts. Well, except that "lesser Yorkies" thing. But that was an exception, not the rule. |
I ban Mike so he can get his eyes checked. Only a blind man could miss my constant onslaught of hilarity. Poor Eddie is going to have to work as a seeing eye dog now. Also, I ban you for pretending to have an iPhone. Only awesome people have iPhones, and your lack of awesomeness has been extensively documented. |
I ban QS for taking pity on Eddie, who may be the most pampered Yorkie in all of YT. He owns more coats than I do. He owns more shoes than my wife does -- and THAT is saying something. He owns more toys than Toys 'R Us. It would serve him right to have to be my seeing-humor dog. Maybe he could figure you out. |
I notice you side stepped the question of whether or not you own an iPhone, which you obviously don't. I don't think they are even sold in Alaska. Who is there to call there? I'll tell you: NOBODY. |
I ban QS for being shamelessly forgetful. We have discussed my iPhone expertise before. I am perhaps the most well-known iPhone user on YT and in Alaska. I actually owned an iPhone before Alaska got an iPhone network -- I'm just that cool and far ahead of my peers. To prove that we've discussed it, how else would I know that you own an inferior 3G version of the phone? |
I ban Mike for thinking QS would ever own a lowly iphone... |
I ban jenni for having iEnvy |
I ban Mike for thinking JennI envies your I.....she has her own. |
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