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Suspenders, fine. I ban Mike for failing to explain the garter socks he wears. |
I ban Kristimo for discriminating against metrosexuals who don't like sagging socks. |
I ban Mike for calling himself a metrosexual with saggy socks. That's just wrong on so many levels. |
I ban Lisa for, as usual, getting it all wrong. I called myself a metrosexual who shuns saggy socks. |
I ban Mike for failing to say that 10x fast - on audio! :eek: :D |
I ban Lisa for not signing Sugar up for the Valentine's Ball.... there are lots of men looking for a hot date... no formal pics needed for the date finding ;p |
I ban jenni for not admonishing Lisa further for keeping poor Sugar out of the ball. |
I ban Mike for not joining the crowd in chat.... |
I ban jenni for thinking an important Dictator like me has time for idle chat on a worknight. |
I ban Mike for thinking chat is idle..... I dunno what chats you partake in but this is anything but idle... ;p |
I ban jenni for chatting about me. In that case, it would be Idol chat. :p |
No kidding....lol I ban you for thinking you're the life of the party even when you're not there... |
I ban jenni for suggesting I'm not. Besides, I have spies in chat who report everything to me. |
I ban Mike for lying because you would have so been in there awhile ago..... |
I ban jenni for not realizing I have a snitch who reports to me. (Thanks, Lisa!) |
I ban Mike for not bringing Jillie up proper. She is acting quite saucy on the Valentine's Day thread! |
I ban QS for blaming me. She reads your bans. She asked me today what "penal" meant. |
I ban Mike for not monitoring his dogs' web surfing habits. Where is the responsibility? |
I ban QS for being silly enough to think a dog could use the Internet. Have you ever heard of opposable thumbs? It just so happens I printed out your ban to send it to my lawyer, and she read the printout. |
I ban Mike for making me laugh. But just to be clear, it wasn't in a "that's a funny ban" kind of way. It was in a contemptuous, pitying kind of way. |
I ban QS for laughing hysterically. Your neighbors are going to report you. |
I ban Mike for posing as QS' neighbors and calling in complaints. |
I ban Kristimo for not realizing that I couldn't possibly be QS's neighbor. Judging from her penchant for rulebreaking and fits of maniacal laughter, she's either in a correctional center or a looney bin. |
I ban Mike for implying that QS either A) let Thor go to Utah by himself and take pictures, or B) that QS is exceptionally good with Photoshop. How else would she have photographic evidence that she isn't locked up? |
I ban Kristimo for never hearing of prisoner transfers. When they closed Alcatraz, she and Thor moved. http://archives.state.ut.us/cgi-bin/...GENCY_RETC&A=B |
I ban Mike for having a "women in prison" fetish. |
I ban Kristimo for thinking all my bans are fetishes! It is my RESPONSIBILITY to ban cons and riff-raff from this thread. |
I ban Mike to say to start by sweeping your own porch :D |
I ban Betty for not realizing that the banning thread IS the Dictator's porch. Now off with you -- no peddlers! |
:p:p:p.. Mike is banned for life |
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