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I ban Jenni for thinking Mike has any other way of getting to work...I mean it is Alaska, geesh:cool::p |
I ban Jenni for editing your ban of Kristimo into a ban of me because you banned the wrong person AGAIN. at least I manned up. |
I ban TPAM for holding me to PC standards when I'm banning mobiley. |
LOL, oh NOW you all slow your frantic pace -- and trick me into banning myself :rolleyes: |
Remember everyone, Mike is the ALL POWERFUL dictator. So if he banned himself, he has no choice but to stay away forever. At long last this day has come! Of course, since he's the dictator, he doesn't have to listen to anybody, but if he ignores his own ban, he undermines his own authority, meaning he's not really the dictator. I think your best option at this point is to explode from this inescapable logic and leave us alone from now on. Bye now! |
ALSO, I ban Mike for showing how cool the eclipse was and making me kick myself for missing it. Wah! I didn't know it was going to turn red. :( |
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Mike makes everyone miserable, and should leave. |
I ban QS for thinking you, of all people, could remove the All-Powerful One from the banning thread! :rolleyes: Could you remove the fish from the ocean? The stars from the sky? No, I don't think so. Besides, look at the chaos that has arisen in just the few moments I was gone this afternoon: You posted 3 rambling bans, actually banning someone only once. It was chaos around here without me. |
Blah, Blah, Blah. Banned. |
I ban Mike for not reading a thing QS said in her bans of you.... you banned yourself and didn't stay banned supporting my statement of you only being a dictator in your own mind only... |
I ban Jenni for banning the WRONG PERSON. How difficult can it be on a PC? I can understand if you're on a 3G mobile device, which is slower to both input and send. But on a PC? INEXCUSABLE! And then you have the AUDACITY to make a lame argument that the banning thread does not NEED a Dictator! Without me to keep YOU in line, everyone will be banning the wrong person in willy-nilly fashion -- or worse, making blah blah banned bans like MM. So I repeat: I will remain here as the One, True Dictator, appointed by the Great and Wise Admin itself. |
I ban Mike for repeatedly banning the wrong person today and then having the gull to call me out on it..... making excuses about 3G blah blah.... you weren't appointed to any position as I have demonstrated repeatedly... |
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I am banning Mike for thinking he can get away with this dictator thing. Also, staging a coup d'etat (bloodless) to restore freedom on this banning thread. |
I ban jencar for being too wimpy to stage a bloodful coup. |
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I ban Jencar so that I can get her out of my way, I'm first in line for this blood letting.... ;p |
I ban/behead jencar to end this nonsense. Who's next?:rip::rip: And I ban/preban Jenni for defuse her predictably ensuing ban of me for "banning the wrong person." I, as the Wise and Powerful Dictator, did that on purpose to show you how annoying it is. Off with your head, the wicked witch is dead! |
I ban Mike for being so full of it that he can't help buy make up stories to try and make himself look better for no one as he has no followers.... |
Good grief, I ban Mike for starting a string of wordy bans. This isn't "War and Peace," it's the banning thread. Keep it pithy folks. :rolleyes: And I ban Jennibutterinner |
I ban Kristimo for banning incorrectly. Did you learn NOTHING from my example of how NOT to do it? Obviously, the aformentioned jennibutterinner didn't. |
I ban Mike for banning overwroughtly. Calm down. It's not like anyone is listening to you. |
I ban QS to agree.... but I doubt Mike's going to listen to you.... he listens about as well as you do... |
I ban Jenni for going on about something irrelevant that I don't have time to read. |
I ban QS for not MAKING time for the banning thread. How are you going to take over from Mike is you can't devote yourself to it? |
I ban Kristimo for even suggesting that QS could possibly take over for the one, true Dictator. She is among the prime rule-breakers in her current role, failing usually to even ban someone. As for her busy schedule, I know she has at least a few hours a week free because she refuses to enter Thor in his second nose work class. |
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OR, what if I've been quietly taking Thor to DOZENS of Nose Work classes, and he's about to title in it? Or, what if the class I described as Nose Work was actually cart pulling? It's your failure to consider all the options that will eventually be your downfall. |
I ban QS for A) Not being able to dig deep into her Inner Meanie to ban me. (I know, I know, it's intimidating trying to take on the Dictator); E) For being secretive and wishy washy about your time commitments (A benevolent Dictator is always forthcoming); Q) |
ACTUALLY, my bans are so powerful, and my irritation with you so great, I'm afraid that if I unleashed an official ban, you would spontaneously combust. Then there would be an investigation, your wife would probably be upset for several days, etc. I'm trying to do the responsible thing here. |
I ban QS for admitting that I win. I've succeeded at irritating you so much that you are unable to ban me, frozen by fear. Your defense mechanisms take over and create an implausible story in ex-lame-ation. |
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