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I ban Mike for thinking he makes the rules and is a king....The only throne you are fit to sit on is the one in your outhouse. |
I ban Sherri to remind her that I know her nickname and can divulge it at any time if I don't get the respect a King deserves. :p A capital K would be a good start for my silence. |
I ban Mike for resorting to blackmail to keep the Queen from banning his sorry butt. Bring it on I will dig up dirt on you and it won't be too difficult to do once I get the rock you sleep under lifted . |
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I don't like blackmail either, but I'm teetering ... |
Hail to the Queen ..... or is that He$$ |
I ban Betty for failing to ban the riff raff away in my absence. |
At her request i ban the Queen :p |
I ban Betty for calling Sherri the Queen. She's been gone for ages, and her title has long since been taken (if she ever really had it in the first place) :p |
I ban Stacy for displaying catty jealousy over the return of an old rival. Listen, I thought she was an obnoxious boor too, but I'm not going to get my boxers in a bunch over it. |
I ban Mike for thinking that I'm jealous. I just simple stated that she is no longer the "Queen" (if she ever was to begin with.) So, you are banned for trying to stir the cauldron, and also for revealing that you are a boxers kind of guy. :p |
I ban Xmasbaby75 for having a gif avatar that does cool stuff...mine is just a boring pic |
I ban Justin for fishing for compliments. I will grant you that your little pup is darling, though. |
I ban QS for banning Justin for fishing for a compliment and then wimping out to give him one! |
Well, look who's lurking around again. I ban Sherri for the floods she sent to RI last month - it's been awhile, so I'm behind on banning you. :p |
I ban xmasbaby75 for a cute little ban with a smily. There are no smilies in banning. |
OMG, I'm dumbfounded! QS banned by the rules -- with attitude! I simply can't punish such improved behavior, so I will pull an old rule out of the books and reinstate Stacy. She doesn't deserve reinstatement, but what better way to infuriate QS? |
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Mike has been corrupted without even knowing it. No bans? A reinstatement of someone not immediately above you? Why don't you just give Stacy a big sloppy kiss while you're at it? So glad you've joined The Dark Side. :friendsh: |
I ban QS for A) Not banning anyone; B) Not reinstating anyone; and C) Not realizing that reinstatement of the person two people above you is in the rules. Of course, you'd have to wade through the majority of 1,258 pages to find it. One week, in an attempt to find a way to be nice on the banning thread, the King decreed that everyone could either ban the person above you or reinstate the person who had just been banned. It didn't work very well, because the most active posters of the time -- unaffectionately known as The Bansy Twins -- couldn't figure out the simple rules. But the reinstatement clause remains. |
Omgg I ban the King of Bozo above me for the book he just wrote..Make it a double ban for saving someone the pain of reading back all those pages. |
I ban Sherri because its been FOREVER! I miss you!! |
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I ban Sarah for that "ban" of Sherri. This isn't the "Tell The Person Above You That You Miss Them" thread! :mad: (as Mike would say :rolleyes: ) |
I ban Courtney for banning Sarah just because Mike would say something... |
I ban Jenni for banning Courtney for learning her lessons well. |
I ban Mike for trying to add his reinstate rule yet again and failing yet AGAIN! |
I ban Jenni for not entering the Best Yorkie Butt competition. Oh, and i reinstate myself just to thumb my nose at your admonition. |
I ban Mike to tell him Thor went to his first Nose Work class tonight! :teeth: It was very cool. The instructor has actually trained dogs for scenting competitions on a national level! I didn't think we did that well, but she said Thor was very good at it, and definitely more talented than every single dog in Alaska. |
I ban QS for taking a class from an obvious quack. Eddie's so good, he perked up just as the box was laid down in front of Thor. Awesome. It starts kinda slow, but once they catch on that it's a game, they get good real fast. I use shoe boxes for practice at home. If you're like my wife, you probably go through hundreds of those. |
I ban Mike for having a good idea. The "food box" was a small box from Amazon, and for Thor it was laid on the side - but the flap on the top kind of freaked him out. A shoe box might be a little easier for him. In all seriousness, the instructor said he had excellent drive for such a small dog. Oh, and that he was better than all dogs in Alaska. I'm not kidding, she really said that! I wouldn't make up something like that when it would so obviously destroy you. |
I ban QS for having a dog that's afraid of a box! Yes, Eddie is too, but this is my ban and I can say what I want. He's getting better at it. Your instructor is obviously a quack, and I want her name and address so I can file formal charges of defamation. Moreso, we'll see you and 'fraidy cat Thor in the national finals next year -- if Thor can make it. |
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