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I ban Jenni for winning a front row seat to your banishment! |
YES! First Pacific Time ban of 2011. And I couldn't ban a more deserving piece of bear food. |
Happy New Year, deflowerer! First Alaska time zone ban of 2011, which is more powerful than a Pacific ban. |
You are not a flower. You are ivy. Some people make the mistake of liking ivy, not realizing that it is a parasite that destroys whatever it lives on. And you can't really get rid of ivy. You just have to beat it back regularly. "Ban it", if you will. |
I ban you for your irritatating Auld Lang Whine. |
<Sighs, gets out the shears, prepares to prune back the ivy YET AGAIN, because the ivy never seems to get the hint and go grow somewhere else.> |
Notice how the ivy spreads to other threads as it blankets and kills its existing host. |
I ban QS for having a flashback like so many San Franciscans before her, hallucinating that ivy is somehow smothering you over the Internet. Oh, and a tip for 2011: If your city ever removes a ban on fireworks and promises it won't be any worse than it used to be, move. Just don't move north. Head south, like Antarctica south. |
I'm confused. Are you now saying that fireworks caused the Great Fire? I do have very fond memories of block parties when I was little and people got to buy and set off their own fireworks. Sparklers were always fun. But having come back from a magnificent display of SF fireworks for New Year's, I feel good about the tradeoff of freedom to set your own fireworks versus children with no fingers. I understand in Alaska, most of you probably don't even know what opposable thumbs are, so you don't miss them when they are gone. |
I ban QS for not banning anyone and to direct you to the Wax Pathologic and Insult Entire Populations of Other States Thread. As for me, I will cherish the last gasps of explosive-tainted oxygen left in this city. |
I ban Mike to start my new Year off right and clear the banning thread of hot air! |
I ban Sherri for expecting me to believe that Canadians celebrate the new year on Jan. 1. Ridiculous! You don't celebrate Thanksgiving on the correct date! You also celebrate "Boxing Day." What the heck is that? You probably don't even have flush toilets! So begone! You're banned. |
I ban the above because I am jealous that her little sweetie posed so nicely for the camera. |
I ban Dinky for calling Mike a her... I don't see him being confused as a female at all.... *shudders* that'd be one ugly woman.... |
I ban JMuedog for banning me for calling Mike a female, even though I deserved it and also for making me jealous for having a cuter Avatar than me. |
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