What Makes 100%?
 

Thought this would make you guys laugh:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Bulls**t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Saaaad but sooooo true. I wonder if how many percent P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S be =
>to?

That cracks me up! I was huge into math in high school, and it used to irritate me to no end when people would tell me things like "you have to give 150%" because I CAN'T! It is one of my pet peeves when people say that :rolleyes:

Too funny!! I'm too lazy to figure it out but what does "nepotism" give ya??

That was priceless. Had to send that one out in my email. Thanks for Sharing. :eyetearss

DITTO,now you know what they really want :)