Ten Peeves that Dogs Hate About Humans Ten Peeves that Dogs Hate About Humans '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? [See the attached file] -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! |
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That was great! |
HaHa, if Dogs could REALLY Talk!!!:eek: Too funny |
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ROFL!! That was good :thumbup: |
HAHAHAHA!!! :D I needed that laugh! |
LOL Love it! :D |
That's cute! :thumbup: I'm going to have to steal that one and pass it on! :p |
Thats HILARIOUS!!! |
That was so cute! I can see Tilly saying some of those things. LOL |
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Cute! :) I can only imagine...:D |
:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm That was cute. I needed a good laugh and I'm sure Toto could relate to every one of those peeves. |
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